Near Jokes
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Near-beer is like going down on your sister..
It may taste the same, but it aint right.
Even though we're nearing the 100th year anniversary of Buffalo Bill's death...
...can we still call it bison-tennial?
I'm near-sighted, but when my girlfriend walks away, I can see her bottom clear and sharp...
I guess it's true, hindsight is 20/20.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?
84% of their dna
What is the nearest replacement for a pair of woman earrings?
Answer: She already has it, her knees.
Why did the nearsighted woman fall into a well?
Because she couldn't see that well.
What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist have in common with a puppy?
A wet nose
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