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This pretty girl walked up to a Neanderthal, winked and said in a s**... voice Hey… is it true what they say about Neanderthal guys?

The Neanderthal screeches a high-pitched YES!! IT IS!!! Then smashes her brains in.

Anthropologists tell us Neanderthal men did not walk fully e**....

Which makes sense, given what Neanderthal women looked like.

What did Neanderthals call Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Rock.

What do you call a hunter class Neanderthal with Parkinson's Disease?

Shakespeare

What do you call a scientist who investigates early h**... sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?

An anthro-apologist.

I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy.

It's very low-brow humour.

What's the difference between Neanderthal man, and Cro-magnon man?

Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

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