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This pretty girl walked up to a Neanderthal, winked and said in a s**... voice Hey… is it true what they say about Neanderthal guys?
The Neanderthal screeches a high-pitched YES!! IT IS!!! Then smashes her brains in.
Anthropologists tell us Neanderthal men did not walk fully e**....
Which makes sense, given what Neanderthal women looked like.
What did Neanderthals call Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Rock.
What do you call a hunter class Neanderthal with Parkinson's Disease?
Shakespeare
What do you call a scientist who investigates early h**... sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?
An anthro-apologist.
I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy.
It's very low-brow humour.
What's the difference between Neanderthal man, and Cro-magnon man?
Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.
Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?
Cave-FC
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