The Best 19 Nbc Jokes

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NBC is planning a sitcom about the life of Abe Lincoln.

Shot in front of a live studio audience.

NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies."

They are putting the pilot together right now.

NBC is making a new documentary series on the life of Abraham Lincoln.

The finale will be shot in front of a live audience.

I don't know what NBC showed last night..

But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump race around the White House

The slightly younger and less overweight Hillary managed to win this one, and this is the response from major news networks:

NBC: "Hillary Clinton wins the race, while Donald Trump comes in last!"

FOX: "Donald Trump takes second place in the race, while Hillary Clinton only manages to beat one contestant!"


Did you see that Roy Moore had a high profile interview on Dateline NBC?

What was unfortunate for him is that it was with Chris Hansen, who started it by asking him to take a seat over there.

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on people who solicit teenagers for sex. If you have anything you'd like to add to this conversation, go ahead. Otherwise you're free to go.

Yeah, actually, if you could vote for me in the Alabama senate race that would be awesome.

How will Trump select his cabinet?

The Apprentice: the White House

Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.

Not sure what to watch tonight....

American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*).

Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?

The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.

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Every time I see or hear anything related to the NBC news network, my brain automatically goes: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.

NBC: And the winner of the Gold medal is...

NBC: Find out right after 4 hour delay and several commercial breaks.

I hear they're airing the next episode of House of Cards on CBS, 6:30PM eastern.

Might be able to catch it on NBC or ABC at the same time too.

A certain NBC Nightly News Anchor...

NBC is developing a reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world.

The finale isn't a cliffhanger.

I'll never forget the day I heard "My name is Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline NBC"

I sure had a DATE line alright with a little girl! xD

By firing one of its most veteran journalists, NBC is sending a clear message…

*'Where In the World Is Matt Lauer?'* is going to be a lot harder this year.

To expand their business, CNN and NBC build airports.

As usual, a lot of things fly over their heads.


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