Nba Jokes

Funniest Nba Short Jokes

Short nba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nba humour may include short referee jokes also.

1. Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals.. ..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776
2. As much as I love Black History Month Why can't there a Black Future Month so I know who to bet on in NBA games?
3. A friend asked me to name all nba players I politely refused and told him they already have names
4. I mean, nhl teams have father-son road trips all the time I don't think they're as common in the NBA though...
5. Marvin the Martian destroys the NBA stars single handedly in the newest SpaceJam movie It's a Martian-Scores-Easy film
6. Rudy Gobert jokes about Coronavirus Rudy Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. This brought NBA to a halt. On Monday, he had joked about the virus by touching microphones.
7. What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ? The Lakers .
   (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. )
8. Why is it so difficult to wake up certain NBA players in the morning? They always think they're already up.
9. How much did it cost the Miami Heat to lose their spot in the 2021 NBA playoffs? 10-15 Bucks.
10. Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower.

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Nba One Liners

Which nba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nba? I can suggest the ones about basketball and championship.

1. What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.
2. What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA
   Championship? He turns off his Xbox.
3. The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones.
4. What did they call Chewbacca in his first year of the NBA? A Wookie
5. What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA
6. How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
7. NBA finals refs RIP Lebron
8. Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it.
9. I like my humor like the majority of the NBA nowadays Fast and dark.
10. The 18-19 NBA Season rip
11. Which NBA team is most prepared for the quarantine? The Pacers
12. Why do vampires love the NBA Finals? No stakes
13. Why do NBA fans like IPAs? Because they have hopps
14. What do the WWE and NBA have in common? The fans think it's real
15. How is a tinder profile like an NBA scouting report? The most important thing is height.

Nba Players Jokes

Here is a list of funny nba players jokes and even better nba players puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There's a certain group of people who are really good at shooting, stealing, running and jumping. Who are they? NBA players.
• Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player.
  White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.
• What do NBA talent scouts use to keep track of all the players they want for a team? A swish list.
• Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!
• RIP Earl Llyod. The first white and gold player to appear in an NBA game.
• A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish.
• Why does Stevie Wonder sit courtside for NBA games? So he can smell the players better.
• The most popular NBA player in India is ... Curry
• I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
• There's this basketball player Rudy Gay who plays in the NBA

Nba Finals Jokes

Here is a list of funny nba finals jokes and even better nba finals puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• [NBA] Warriors were losing 93-94 with 0:11 left in the game. Steve Kerr replaced Thompson with KD instead of Curry to make the final shot, they lost the game. Whoops, wrong sub.
• What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 4.
• What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final? The NHL playoffs

Nba Draft Jokes

Here is a list of funny nba draft jokes and even better nba draft puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It doesn't matter if you forget the punchline to your NBA pick joke Just don't discard the post, you'll still have a draft joke!
• What do.you call it when old white men buy,sell,and trade black men and immigrants? The NBA draft

Nba Playoffs Jokes

Here is a list of funny nba playoffs jokes and even better nba playoffs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games.

Bad Nba Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad nba jokes and even better bad nba puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Didn't realize how bad it had gotten... The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points.

Delightful Fun Nba Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about nba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean team jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nba pranks.