The Best 4 Nazism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nazism jokes. There are some nazism auschwitz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nazism moffat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Nazism Jokes and Puns


...was Germany having a blonde moment.

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Nazism, as you know, is a lot like gravity...

All it takes is a little putsch.

If you have two cows,

Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor

Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk

Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk

New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain

Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows

Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.

Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned

Binaryism: You have 10 cows

After WWII, a German soldier...

After WWII, a German soldier left the tenets of Nazism behind and decided to change his path in life. He went to school, got a medical degree, and went to work doctoring sick animals. He was a veterinarian.

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