nazism Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nazism puns

If you have two cows,

Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor

Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk

Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk

New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain

Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows

Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.

Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned

Binaryism: You have 10 cows



...was Germany having a blonde moment.

-&y (yus written by me)


After WWII, a German soldier...

After WWII, a German soldier left the tenets of Nazism behind and decided to change his path in life. He went to school, got a medical degree, and went to work doctoring sick animals. He was a veterinarian.


Nazism, as you know, is a lot like gravity...

All it takes is a little putsch.


Nazism was such a great ideology

~6 million Jews were dying to try it


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