nazism Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nazism puns

If you have two cows,

Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor

Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk

Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk

New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain

Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows

Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.

Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned

Binaryism: You have 10 cows

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Nazism...

...was Germany having a blonde moment.

-&y (yus written by me)

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After WWII, a German soldier...

After WWII, a German soldier left the tenets of Nazism behind and decided to change his path in life. He went to school, got a medical degree, and went to work doctoring sick animals. He was a veterinarian.

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Nazism, as you know, is a lot like gravity...

All it takes is a little putsch.

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Nazism was such a great ideology

~6 million Jews were dying to try it

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What are the most funny Nazism jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Nazism? Well, here are the best Nazism dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Nazism pick up lines to share with friends.

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