Nazi Jokes

What are some Nazi jokes?

2 Nazis walk into a BAR

They each get 10 shots

How many Nazis does it take to screw in 6 million lightbulbs?

One. The rest were just following orders.

How many Nazis does it take to finish a race?

None, Nazis can't finish a race.

3 Nazis walk in front of a BAR.

Then an American mowed them down.

The Nazis really wasted so much money and effort on a racist motive which made no sense

It truly was a hollow cost

What do nazis eat for breakfast?


2 nazis walk into a BAR

They died

Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans?

And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?

Why are Nazis so good at math?

They always come up with the final solution.

How did the nazis measure the efficiency of their gas chambers?

In KillaJews per second

How do Nazis get high?


Why did the Nazis feed their farmers dog biscuits?

Because they were German Shepherds.

What do nazis do when they first get to NYC?

Heil a taxi

How did the Nazis do fundraising?

Bake sales.

Why do Nazis love Vinyls?

Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33.

What do Nazis do on a beach vacation?

They ride on Adolf-in

I'll see myself out.

What did the Nazis think made their genes superior?

Uber alleles.

The Nazis were right.

Alt-right too be exact.

Nazis and Juggalos marching in DC on the same day reminds me of the Hunger Games...

With that said, may the odds be ever in your Faygo!

How many Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?


What do nazis drink?


Why do nazis rarely get DJ gigs?

'Cause they can't differentiate between 33 and 45

Why do Nazis like dentists?

Because they prefer whites

Why do Nazis not like checkered flags?

Cause it reminds them of Hitlers failure to finish a race

So 3 Nazis walk into a B.A.R.

They all died within 6 seconds. (If you didn't know B.A.R stands for Browning Automatic Rifle.)

We all know that the Nazis loved American jazz standards, but what was Hitler's favourite jazz song?

There will never be another Jew.


...was Germany having a blonde moment.

-&y (yus written by me)

So three Nazis walk into a BAR

Guess they just wanted some shots

How do nazis tie the laces on their boots?

In little knot-sies!

Credit to: u/son_of_stone

What do the Nazis call a cotton swab?

A swabstica!

Three Nazis walk into a BAR

None survive.

What did the Nazi/Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game?

The shoes did it!

Where do nazis go on vacation?

The holocoast.

How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust?

Nein nein nein!!!

The Nazis didn't use chemical weapons...

The Nazis didn't use chemical weapons, they used the power of german engineering.

Nazis really know how to party...

I spent ONE night with some SS guys, and man, I was gassed.

Nazist walked into a shop what will he buy

A toaster

Why were the nazis quarantined?

Because they were germans.

Why did so many ex Nazis become watch repairers?

"We have ways of making you tock!"

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