Nay Jokes
38 nay jokes and hilarious nay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nay Short Jokes
Short nay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nay humour may include short neigh jokes also.
- What do you call a critical horse? A nay-sayer.
Thought of this while delivering mail in the countryside. - One day, I was speaking with a martial arts master. I asked, "Is it true that you once defeated one hundred men in only a few seconds using the Way of the Fist?"
He replied, "Nay, Palm." - The horse government never gets anything done... The politicians always vote Nay.
I'm sorry - What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might have thought it was 'R', but nay, his first love be the 'C'.
- Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!
*My brother-in-law told me this one! - Speaking of scotsmen, I asked one if anything is worn under the kilt... He said "Nay ya wee bairn, everything's in fine an' workin' order!"
- Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen. She replied: "Nay"
- Officer pulled me over and asked "Are you driving drunk?" I politely replied "Nay! Toyota"
- Did you hear about the Horse who won the Lotto? Nobody has. When they asked if he had the winning ticket he only told them "Nay"
- Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay? What cologne do dummys were?
O DeCoy...
Sounded funnier in my head
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Nay One Liners
Which nay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nay? I can suggest the ones about mare and stable.
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
- What do you call a pessimistic horse impersonator? A nay-sayer.
- Why can't horses vote? 'Cause their answer is always 'nay'.
I'm sorry, I'll leave... - What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Pen-nay (Penne)
- I asked my horse if he could talk. He responded "Nay!"
- Why don't people like the Congressional whip? He always votes nay-nay
- Does thou dear mother know thy are a horse? Nay.
- If horses could vote, nothing would ever get passed. They will always vote "nay"
- Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ? Moo Nay !
- Why can't horses run for Congress? They would only vote Nay !
- Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth? Horses
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite part of US currency? The pen-nay
- Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said "Nay!"
- Why are horses smarter than the U.S. Senate? Because Kavanaugh would get a Nay...
- I thought horses could talk... ...but, nay...
Heartwarming Nay Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about nay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nay pranks.
A Canadian visits a small church while on holiday in Scotland.
The Canadian is intrigued by the intricately carved pulpit and, being something of a history buff, would like to know more about it so approaches the little old vicar.
"Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me what the pulpit is made of?"
"Aye. Wood."
"You would?"
"Nay yew, is oak."
"Oak? Eh?"
"Glad to have helped."
A Knight, a Samurai, and a Viking are lost in a desert.
They see someone in the distance, and as they draw closer, they realise it's a buck n**... woman in a crusader's helmet with a samurai sword on her back.
The knight exclaims, "Look at her helm. Surely she is of my people! "
The samurai says "Nay! See the sword. She is obviously from Japan!"
The Viking shakes his head and says " No! She is in truth a Viking! Behold the beard of Thor!"
A Welshman enters a game show....
A Welshman enters a game show, and he is given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, sheeps.
He chooses door # 1 and the host opens door #3 to reveal a sheep behind it.
The host askes, "Do you want to change your choice?"
To which the man replies, "Nay, I'm good."
A politician is trying to get a horse's vote.
So he promises the horse a stable economy.
But it wasn't good enough so the horse said nay.
So the politician promises the horse that he won't bale out the banks anymore.
The horse still said nay.
"What more do you want from me" said the politician
and horse said "I don't know how to end a joke"
Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian b**...
Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay
Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new s**... and the City movie
"Will there be a s**... and the City 3?"
"Nay." -Sarah Jessica Parker
So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a man.
The man says, How did you get your peg leg?
The pirate says, A cannon blew me leg straight off.
The man asks, How did you get your hook?
The pirate says, I lost it in a sword fight.
The man asks, How did you get your eye patch?
The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye.
The man says, You lost your eye because of p**...?
The pirate says, Nay, it was my first day with the hook.
My cousin might be convinced he's a horse.
But every time I ask him about it, he just responds, "Nay."