Navy Warship Jokes
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Why does the admiral of the navy put a destroyer everywhere his girlfriend hikes?
He warships the ground she walks on.
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A Navy ship hailed a civilian at sea...
**Navy**: We ask that you divert your course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Civilian**: Negative. Recommend that *you* divert 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Navy**: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
**Civilian**: Negative. I say again, recommend you change course.
**Navy**: This is the aircraft carrier *Enterprise*! We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy! Divert your course *immediately*!
**Civilian**: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
The Russian Navy has announced that it's commissioning glass-bottom warships
...so they can keep an eye on the Russian air force.
Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church?
It's a house of warship
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Did you know...
An AGM guided missile has an e**... big enough to wreck several decks on a warship?
Anyways, I got dishonorably discharged from the navy
My friend is obsessed with Navy destroyers
He warships them
What do you call a navy church
A place of warship
Did you hear about the Vatican's new navy?
It's the latest in Christian warship.
Why did the French navy stop taking felines on their main warship?
Because the last 4, 5.
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