Navy Seal Jokes

Funniest Navy Seal Short Jokes

Short navy seal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The navy seal humour may include short navy jokes also.

1. after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
2. Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
   
3. What's better than a talking dog? A spelling bee
   What's better than a spelling bee?
   A navy seal
4. Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs... ...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.
5. What do you call a navy seal and a used defiblirator? An honorable discharge.
   (Yah it's trash I know)
6. A marine, a navi seal and a Space Force.... Trumpfurine spaceman sitting by the fire.... well what are we going to call spaceforce people anyway?
7. How many Navy Seals does it take to change a light bulb? Navy Seals don't change light bulbs. They only take 'em out.
8. U.S. Navy Seals just freed thousands of ISIS s**... slaves ... All the goats have been moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their respective farmers.
9. It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out o**... Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
10. As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"

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Navy Seal One Liners

Which navy seal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with navy seal? I can suggest the ones about navy submarine and navy marine.

1. How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you.
2. What do you call a member of the armed forces in the north sea? A navy seal.
3. I'm a Navy Seal... Arf Arf
4. Why did the Navy SEAL take a dump in the water hole? Because he was well-trained.
5. What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink? Canadian Club.
6. The Thai Navy SEALS Have Rescued All The Boys... Asians really are good divers!
7. What is a US Navy Seal's worst nightmare? Polar bears, they eat the seals.
8. How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel.
9. Why isn't rock-climbing part of Navy SEAL training? No one can give you any slack.
10. How do you kill a navy seal? With a club.

Laughable Navy Seal Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about navy seal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean naval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make navy seal pranks.