The Best 15 Navigator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Navigator jokes. There are some navigator captain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these navigator sail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Navigator Jokes and Puns

What happens when an alligator drives a boat?

He becomes a navigator

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

After joining the submarine forces of the Navy, I was guaranteed that I would be stationed on a nuclear-powered submarine by an Admiral.

Unfortunately, when I received my order I found out that my post would be a navigator on a Diesel-powered sub with no nuclear capability.

When I approached my command to complain, I was told that this happened all the time and would soon sort itself out - a moderator would soon move my post to the correct sub.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"



"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.



"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

What do you get when you cross a map and an alligator?

A navigator




(Thought of this one myself I'm proud of it even if it ain't good)


what did the captain say when the navigator complained they were off course?

don't give me that latitude

What do you call an alligator with a GPS?

A navigator. .... *ba dum tiss*

Navigator joke, What do you call an alligator with a GPS?

I noticed the ship's navigator was scribbling on the table and not the map which made think....

...this guy is off the chart!!!

What do you call a crocodile with a map and compass ?

A navigator.

What do you call a large reptile who's great with directions?

A good navi-gator.

Lincoln Navigator

I watched a guy in a Lincoln Navigator attempt to park in a busy restaurant parking lot. It took a friend to get out and direct him in order to wiggle into a spot. Afterwards he said to me, "now I know why they call it a navigator. It fu@*ing takes one to park it".

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What do you call a reptile that knows it's way around?

A Navigator

What word starts with N and ends with an R?

Well there's plenty of words:
Near
neIghbor
naviGator
nudGer
nEver
neitheR

What did the ship's navigator say to the large land lizard passenger when they ask When will we reach the Mediterranean leg of our North African boat tour. ?

After Nile Crocodile

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