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  1. What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist.
  2. While sailing, I had trouble navigating the waters between Russia and Alaska. I couldn't get my bearings straight.
  3. Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife. ella wasn't great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.
  4. Google's app management app is called "Google Play" and their payment app is called "Google pay" Their navigation app should be called "Google Way"
  5. In the old West, a lantern was often mounted on a horse for night time travel.... It was thought to be the first generation of 'Saddle-Light-Navigation'.
  6. Back in the 1800's, cowboys hung lanterns from their saddles at night, It's the first example of Saddle Light Navigation...
  7. Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him Are we going the right way to Alderaan?

    He'd reply saying Off course, we are .
  8. The state of Florida is a navigational anomaly... The further north you go the more southern it gets.
  9. I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation. They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.
    But I soon realized it was just spam.
  10. What do you get when you cross a map and an alligator? A navigator
    (Thought of this one myself I'm proud of it even if it ain't good)
Navigator joke, What do you get when you cross a map and an alligator?

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  1. What happens when an alligator drives a boat? He becomes a navigator
  2. What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator.
  3. What if 85% of Homeless veterans are 2LTs lost on a land navigation course?
  4. My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm driving.
  5. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A navigator. .... *ba dum tiss*
  6. What do you call a crocodile with a map and compass ? A navigator.
  7. What do you call a large reptile who's great with directions? A good navi-gator.
  8. What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? A Navigator
  9. What do you call a reptile that knows it's way around? A Navigator
  10. How does Santa navigate on Christmas? He uses a snowglobe!
  11. How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys.
  12. I can't wait until a google maps controversy. We can call it Navi-Gate
  13. Where would we be without Navigation?
  14. Why can't crocodiles be sailors? Because they're bad navigators.
  15. My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem.

Navigator joke, My friend is pretty bad at navigation....

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Tom was not home at his usual hour and his wife was fuming.

Finally around 3am she heard a noise at the front door and, as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
Do you realise what time it is?!? she stammered.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for the house.
Immediately her attitude changed, and running down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked What did you buy for the house, dear?"
Tom answered A round of drinks!"

In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night.

This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.
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*I'll fetch my coat of arms*

Back in the day last name said something about your profession...

The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Navigator joke, Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer

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