The Best 15 Navel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Navel jokes. There are some navel preys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these navel belly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Navel Jokes and Puns

Why do cumshots drip into belly buttons?

It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.

What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons?

*A novel naval navel novel.*

I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button

It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel

Navel joke, I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button

[Better when spoken aloud:] A young man is nervous about his wedding night.

On the day of the wedding, he asks his dad what he should do. "It's easy, son. Just kiss her on the navel and tell her you love her."

So, that night, the newlyweds remove their clothes and get on the bed. The young man leans down, gently kisses his bride on the navel and says "I love you!"

"Lower!" she says.

\[In a bass voice:\] "I love you, I love you!"

What kind of oranges do sailors eat to fight off scurvy?

Navel oranges


They asked if I ate oranges in the service.

I said, "Why of course, I was a Navel Officer."

What do Queen Victoria's empire and people with innie bellybuttons have in common?

Navel superiority.

Navel joke, What do Queen Victoria's empire and people with innie bellybuttons have in common?

What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?

They called the the navel reserve, naturally.

I keep getting zits near my belly button...

Tell your mom to stridex her forehead!

This joke is best told at a bar, standing up. Point to the area between your crotch and navel. Enjoy!

What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common?

They're all navel destroyers.

TIL During navel combat, there is a formal callout for when a destroyer accidentally targets a friendly submarine.

Whoops, wrong sub

You can explore navel waistline reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean navel ripple dad jokes. There are also navel puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Where do you stand on abortion?

Right above the woman's navel. And don't forget to wear your cleats.

Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead..

...by watching his navel.

(I don't know if this joke works in English)

Where did the belly button go to school?

The Navel Academy

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the navel innie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working navel abdomen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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