Navel Jokes
19 navel jokes and hilarious navel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about navel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Navel Short Jokes
Short navel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The navel humour may include short naval jokes also.
- What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons? *A novel naval navel novel.*
- I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel
- They asked if I ate oranges in the service. I said, "Why of course, I was a Navel Officer."
- What do Queen Victoria's empire and people with innie bellybuttons have in common? Navel superiority.
- You should have your navel pierced so that you can have a place to hang the air freshener.
- What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common? They're all navel destroyers.
- TIL During navel combat, there is a formal callout for when a destroyer accidentally targets a friendly submarine. Whoops, wrong sub
- Where do you stand on abortion? Right above the woman's navel. And don't forget to wear your cleats.
- Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel.
(I don't know if this joke works in English) - Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed? Because he lives at the navel observatory
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Navel One Liners
Which navel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with navel? I can suggest the ones about belly button and belly.
- What kind of oranges do sailors eat to fight off scurvy? Navel oranges
- Where did the belly button go to school? The Navel Academy
- What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer.
- If you think about it... Obstetricians are just *navel* engineers.
- What do you call a belly button in charge? A Navel officer...
- What does Chewbacca order at the bar? A fuzzy navel.
- Why do c**... drip into belly b**...? It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.
Delightful Fun Navel Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about navel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean navy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make navel pranks.
My wife and I compared each other's belly b**... to see which one is better.
It was a battle of navel supremacy.
[Better when spoken aloud:] A young man is nervous about his wedding night.
On the day of the wedding, he asks his dad what he should do. "It's easy, son. Just kiss her on the navel and tell her you love her."
So, that night, the newlyweds remove their clothes and get on the bed. The young man leans down, gently kisses his bride on the navel and says "I love you!"
"Lower!" she says.
\[In a bass voice:\] "I love you, I love you!"
What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly b**...?
They called the the navel reserve, naturally.
I keep getting zits near my belly button...
Tell your mom to stridex her forehead!
This joke is best told at a bar, standing up. Point to the area between your c**... and navel. Enjoy!
