Naval Vessel Jokes
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I have an unhealthy addiction to WW2 Naval vessels
I warship them
Why can't your PC handle naval merchant vessels?
It doesn't have a USB-seaport!
BREAKING NEWS: A Red Cruise ship and a Blue Naval Vessel have collided in the Caribbean...
...and the survivors are marooned.
TIFU by boarding the wrong naval vessel and getting stuck out at sea for a week
Whoops, wrong sub
That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.
This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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