Naval Jokes

Funniest Naval Short Jokes

Short naval jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The naval humour may include short navy jokes also.

1. AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub.
2. What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons? *A novel naval navel novel.*
3. I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel
4. Went to the naval observatory the other day. ....weirdos there wouldn't stop checking out my belly.
5. A sailor walks into bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that?" The parrot answers, "Down at the Naval Base - They're *everywhere*!"
6. How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
7. Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings "were misinterpreted". Whoops, wrong sub.
8. The generals thought US soil would never be vulnerable to a naval attack ... The year: 2025. Russia invades an Alaskan archipelago. Needless to say, the US government is stripped of its Aleutians.
9. BREAKING NEWS: A Red Cruise ship and a Blue Naval Vessel have collided in the Caribbean... ...and the survivors are marooned.
10. How were naval losses announced in the Soviet Union? "Comrade Stalin, seven of our destroyers have been recommissioned as submarines!"

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Naval One Liners

Which naval one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with naval? I can suggest the ones about in the navy and military.

1. I have an unhealthy addiction to WW2 Naval vessels I warship them
2. Why can't your PC handle naval merchant vessels? It doesn't have a USB-seaport!
3. What is a naval destroyer? A hula hoop with a nail in it.
4. What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units.
5. Im a Marine Biologist My Field of study is the naval infantry
6. Who authorizes all U.S. naval special operations? The SEAL of approval.
7. What do you call the head of an Orange juice factory? Chief Naval Officer
8. How do you pray the god of war in a naval battle? You warship it
9. Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine? Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
10. Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base.
11. Why did the USN not make a naval P-51? They didn't want to fly a seahorse.
12. Where did the orange go to school? The naval academy.
13. What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges
14. What kind of fruit is in the military? A naval orange
15. Why were the sailors fasting? Naval Lent

Naval Officer Jokes

Here is a list of funny naval officer jokes and even better naval officer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What famous American funk/soul band was composed entirely of high ranking naval officers? The Commodores.
• What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna? Battleshvitz

Rib-Tickling Naval Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about naval you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean navy submarine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make naval pranks.