Nautilus Jokes
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Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Why doesn't Santa deliver presents to Captain Nemo?
Because he's on the Nautilus
Why didn't Santa ever bring Captain Nemo any presents?
Because Nemo was always on the Nautilus (Naughty List). My 8 year old came up with that one.
Nautilus
Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.
Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.
Biologist 2: It's not a lie.
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