Nautilus Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?

Because he was on the Nautilus...

Why didn't Santa ever bring Captain Nemo any presents?

Because Nemo was always on the Nautilus (Naughty List). My 8 year old came up with that one.


Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.

Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.

Biologist 2: It's not a lie.

What are the funniest nautilus jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Nautilus? Well, here are the best Nautilus puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Nautilus pick up lines to share with friends.


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