nautilus Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nautilus puns

Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?

Because he was on the Nautilus...


Why didn't Santa ever bring Captain Nemo any presents?

Because Nemo was always on the Nautilus (Naughty List). My 8 year old came up with that one.



Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.

Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.

Biologist 2: It's not a lie.


How does Santa keep track of the bad sea creatures?

He puts them on the nautilus.


What are the most funny Nautilus jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Nautilus? Well, here are the best Nautilus dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Nautilus pick up lines to share with friends.


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