Nautical Jokes
5 nautical jokes and hilarious nautical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nautical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ahoy there! Ready for some laughs? Check out this hilarious collection of nautical jokes, from ferry puns to matey quips. Bring a bit of salty humour to your Christmas festivities with these bad nautical jokes that will have you sailing in no time!
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Cheerful Fun Nautical Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What is a good nautical joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My husband told me I could choose the name he'd paint on the back of his new boat with the condition it be nautical themed. So I named it...
For sail.
Why did Pheobe beat Ross in the annual Friends nautical race?
David's a good Schwimmer but Lisa Kudrow.
My grandfather was an old nautical engineer who tried to warn everyone on the Titanic that they were doomed
First he yelled at the passengers while they boarded...he was ignored
Then he yelled at the Captain and the First Mate...he was ignored
Then as he continued to yell his warnings; people began to tell him to be quiet and that he was crazy
Eventually, after all his yelling; Security came and escorted him out of the movie theater
What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft?
A co-pirate
How long would you be sailing if you were to sail 220 yards at a speed of one nautical mile an hour?
Knot furlong.
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