Nauseous Jokes
7 nauseous jokes and hilarious nauseous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nauseous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My first original joke.
What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous??
It fro's up.
You shouldn't worry about headaches
I mean, it's all in your head.
A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...
He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."
The doctor says "What is it?"
He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new who it was and then again on the bus this morning and even in your office now I must have had 20 of them, Do you have anyway to fix this problem doc?"
The doctor looks up and says "Well first off I'm going to send you to specialist."
The man interrupts him "What kind of specialist doc?"
"A hearing specialist!"
I just went to fill up my car...
And after a few minutes I started to feel sweaty and nauseous, do you think I might have car-owner-virus?
I took the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide tester
Because the loud beeping was making me dizzy and feeling nauseous!
Water.....I have news for you.
The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."
My 5 year old always begs me to take her to the dog park...
She loves playing with them and giving them treats. But the whole time I'm filled with dread. My hands start sweating. I feel anxious and nauseous. That despite her laughter and joy my whole day will be utterly ruined. I finally saw a psychiatrist who diagnosed me with PTSD.
Pooon Tennis Shoe Disorder
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