Nausea Jokes

Tired of the same old cancer jokes? Check out these nausea jokes designed to provide a lighthearted take on the frustrations of chemo-induced nausea and chronic illness. Laugh at the same inconvenient truths about vomit and biotics with these irreverant jokes.

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My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping.

It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of.

Is it a virus or a free U2 album?

Pill commercials nowadays be like

After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!

Consult a doctor if you're experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine

Ad Nauseam;

What you get when a platform dissolves their ad-free premium service.

My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea.

They're not the best medicine in the world, but they're right up there.

Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi,

but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.

The one thing I can't stomach is..


What does U2's album and Ebola have in common?

Both cause headaches, feelings of nausea, and are difficult to get rid of.

A Nausea TV Bite

Avenatti a**...

I feel for you ....

but unfortunately that feeling is nausea.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the nausea headache puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working nausea lightheaded piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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