Nausea Jokes

8 nausea jokes and hilarious nausea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nausea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good nausea joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping.

It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.

You shouldn't worry about headaches

I mean, it's all in your head.

Pill commercials nowadays be like

After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!
Consult a doctor if you're experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine

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My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea.

They're not the best medicine in the world, but they're right up there.

Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi,

but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.

The one thing I can't stomach is..


What does U2's album and Ebola have in common?

Both cause headaches, feelings of nausea, and are difficult to get rid of.

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