Naught Jokes
23 naught jokes and hilarious naught puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about naught that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Naught Short Jokes
Short naught jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The naught humour may include short knack jokes also.
- On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
- This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students?
Because they'll work for p naughts. - What did the researcher utter when his algorithm for rope tying returned a zero value? It was all for naught.
- What does a German parent say to their child with Celiac disease when they tuck them in? Gluten Naught
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Naught One Liners
Which naught one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with naught? I can suggest the ones about nonsense and neigh.
- I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught
- Why would you want to know the initial value of Y? Y naught?
Howlingly Hilarious Naught Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about naught you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nether jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make naught pranks.
Where do naughty rays of light go?
Prism
(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
The naughty librarian showed me..
The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.
A naughty child
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York.
At last one man could stand it no longer.
"Hey kid," he shouted.
"Why don't you go outside and play?"
Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?
Because he was grounded!
(I'll see myself out)
What is the naughtiest breakfast food?
Bacon. It strips.
"I've been a naughty, naughty girl" she said to me, biting her lower lip, "and I need to be punished"
So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
what's the naughtiest texture?
b**...-p**....
My girlfriend insisted that she got the credit for this (above) average joke.
If you are naughty...
Santa gives you something hard and black
Naughty Limerick
There was once a man of great fame,
Who thought every beast he could tame.
But deep in his soul,
The man was a troll,
And that's how you just lost the game.
The naughtiest thing I ever did was have s**... on a ferris wheel.
I really got around.
Naughty Mom!
Son- Mom..
Mom- yes... :-)
S- Y my cousin named diamond ?
M- Coz ur aunt loves diamond.
S- And what about me ?
M- enough questions Dicky..!!
Where does naughty soup go?
To the brothel
What did all the naughty climate denying conservatives get for christmas this year?
Solar Panels
What do naughty kids and surge protectors have in common?
You'd be shocked if they weren't grounded.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What do you say to a naughty beekeeper?
Please beehive...
