Comical Naugh Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
Where do naughty rays of light go?
Prism
(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
A naughty child
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York.
At last one man could stand it no longer.
"Hey kid," he shouted.
"Why don't you go outside and play?"
The naughty librarian showed me..
The do me decimal system... And I'm all in.
Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?
Because he was grounded!
(I'll see myself out)
What is the naughtiest breakfast food?
Bacon. It strips.
"I've been a naughty, naughty girl" she said to me, biting her lower lip, "and I need to be punished"
So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
what's the naughtiest texture?
b**...-p**....
My girlfriend insisted that she got the credit for this (above) average joke.
If you are naughty...
Santa gives you something hard and black
The naughtiest thing I ever did was have s**... on a ferris wheel.
I really got around.
Naughty Limerick
There was once a man of great fame,
Who thought every beast he could tame.
But deep in his soul,
The man was a troll,
And that's how you just lost the game.
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Naughty Mom!
Son- Mom..
Mom- yes... :-)
S- Y my cousin named diamond ?
M- Coz ur aunt loves diamond.
S- And what about me ?
M- enough questions Dicky..!!
Where does naughty soup go?
To the brothel
What did all the naughty climate denying conservatives get for christmas this year?
Solar Panels
What do naughty kids and surge protectors have in common?
You'd be shocked if they weren't grounded.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What do you say to a naughty beekeeper?
Please beehive...
Did you hear about Camila Cabello's new song about the downfall of the US government?
It's called Kavana, naugh, naugh, naugh.
What is the naughtiest protein?
An a-mean-o acid
