Natural Resources Jokes
8 natural resources jokes and hilarious natural resources puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about natural resources that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Natural Resources Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
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God was creating all the countries and it was Canada's turn
He turned to his angels and said "this country will have unmatched beauty, plenty of natural resources, and its citizens will be the happiest and friendliest in the world"
The angels ask God, "aren't you blessing this country a little TOO much?" and God replies, "wait till you see who their neighbour is"
I like my women how I like my natural resources...
Foreign and untapped
Nature is so resourceful
It can make dew with just water
God was creating the countries when it became Brazil's turn
God: This land will be a land filled with natural resources, the women will be beautiful, there will be no hurricanes or tornados, they will also have a lot of forests.
The angels were thinking this was a little too much and asked God, Isn't this a little too good?
God calmly answered: Wait for their politicians
Children are our greatest natural resource.
I pray it doesn't come to that.
--heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name.
Hi, I'm a geologist - I was wondering if I could explore your natural resources...
Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?
They ate all the dinosaurs
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Being in the recreation and natural resources field, I enjoy this every time I hear it
Due to the recent increase of encounters with grizzly and black bears in the area, all hikers should wear bells so you don't sneak up and startle nearby bears. Hikers should also carry pepper spray encase of an encounter. The two bears have different characteristics to their droppings and you can tell which is in the area. Black bear s**... will be smaller and will have berries and squirrel fur in it. Grizzly s**... will be larger, smell like pepper, and have bells in it.
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