Natural Light Jokes
35 natural light jokes and hilarious natural light puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about natural light that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Natural Light Short Jokes
Short natural light jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The natural light humour may include short sunlight jokes also.
- Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression. Now I'm depressed *and* hung over.
- How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer Natural Light
- If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer.
- It takes only one egomaniac to screw in a light bulb, because the egomaniac can hold the bulb, and the rest of the world will naturally revolve around him.
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Natural Light One Liners
Which natural light one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with natural light? I can suggest the ones about daylight and bright light.
- How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.
- People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot.
- How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They have Natural Light
- why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light
- Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light
- What do and outdoorsman and an alcoholic have in common? They both enjoy Natural Light.
- What is the Suns favorite beer? Natural Light
- What's the best beer for drinking on a sunny day? Natural Light.
- What kind of beer do architecture majors drink at parties Natural light
- What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95? Natural Light.
- How are college students like plants? They both need natural light to survive!
- Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light.
- What is Alejandro Gonzál**... Iñárritu's favorite beer? Natural Light
Natural Light Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about natural light you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean natural blonde jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make natural light pranks.
So the pope is SUPER EARLY for his flight
He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.
Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."
Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"
Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."
Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"
Cop: "More important, sir."
Chief: "A major politician?"
Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."
Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"
Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
Two blonde girls at a traffic light
They stop at red:
-Look at that red color!
-Wow, it's beautiful.
-And the yellow!
-Such brightness!
-And the green!
-Much nature!
-Oh, it's red again, we saw it already. Let's go.
A two foot tall man named Shaw is sentenced to five years in prison
So naturally he's scared. In particular, he's scared of a large Dutch prisoner named Reedemps, who runs the cell block and gives the diminutive Shaw beatings on the regular.
Shaw makes friends with his cell mate, Joe, who is also afraid of Reedemps, Together, they hash out a plan to get revenge. Joe will get Reedemps to chase him, and Shaw will be waiting with a toothbrush he's s**... into a plastic knife.
The next day at lunch Joe dumps his prison lunch chili on Reedemps' head and runs into a closet. Reedemps opens the closet, where Joe kills the lights and yells:
Shaw! Shank Reedemps' shin!
American Businessman's First Visit to Japan
A successful American businessman heads to Japan to meet with a big supplier. Naturally, the Japanese are going to set him up with a good time and loads of entertainment. The first night, they go to Karaoke and a gorgeous young Karaoke hostess is sent back to the man's hotel room to entertain him further.
Despite her willingness, she still wants everything done with the lights off. As he is going at it, she is crying out "Oshimigaso, Oshimigaso", over and over.
When it is all said and done, he asks her, "What does Oshimigaso mean?"
"Oh," she says blushing, "it means 'fantastic' or 'incredible'."
The next morning, the businessman joins his Japanese hosts for a round of golf. Naturally.
On the fifth hole, the CEO of the Japanese company hits a hole-in-one.
Aiming to impress, the American cries out, "Oshimigaso, OSHIMIGASO!!".
The Japanese CEO replies, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
The screw
Lewis is going to pick up his date on a Saturday night. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. She's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Lewis.
Her father asks Lewis what they're planning to do. Lewis replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
The girl's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the cool kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Lewis - so he asks the Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says her father, "She really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Lewis' eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, his date comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Lewis escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, she rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
"d**... Daddy! It's called the twist!"