Natural Disasters Jokes
19 natural disasters jokes and hilarious natural disasters puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about natural disasters that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Natural Disasters Short Jokes
Short natural disasters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The natural disasters humour may include short disaster jokes also.
- Donald Trump claims he won the election by a landslide How else would you describe his campaign other than a 'natural disaster'?
- With all these natural disasters happening, Its almost as if the USA was built over thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
- People usually think rolling a Natural 1 is a total disaster But apparently the real disaster is Roll20.
- What natural disaster does earth like the most? Earthquakes. They always seem to crack it up.
- There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill.
- All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide.
- Why are earthquakes the politest of the natural disasters? Because they shake everyone's hands when they arrive and again before they leave.
- Why have we been having so many natural disasters lately? I think the world is trying to prepare us for what nuclear war feels like.
- Did you hear about the horse ranch that got hit by a natural disaster? It was a tor-neigh-do.
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Natural Disasters One Liners
Which natural disasters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with natural disasters? I can suggest the ones about hurricane and earthquake.
- What's the fastest natural disaster? A Hurry-cane
Credit to my nine year old. - What natural disaster movie has the most gore in it? An Inconvenient Truth
- What natural disaster do painters fear most? Brush fires.
Howlingly Hilarious Natural Disasters Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about natural disasters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad weather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make natural disasters pranks.
The Worst Natural Disaster
So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
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Classroom Joke
For class every student must research a natural disaster. So after everyone gets their topic, the teacher asks them what they chose.
"What did you get, Jimmy?"
"Hurricanes."
"What did you get, Thomas?"
"Earthquakes."
"What did you get, Karl?"
"US Congress."
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig. The punishment for such an offense is obviously death by firing squad. In the holding cell, waiting for their fate, Red head says to the other two, "I have an idea! follow my lead!"
Upon being called, Red head walks up, stands in front of the wall facing the line of rifles pointed at her head. The Emperor yells "Ready! Aim!" and the red head shouts "TORNADO!!" The men with the rifles are so scared of the impending natural disaster they drop their weapons and run away. Red head gets away!
Impressed, Brunette says, I get it! I'll go next.
The troops come back into their line and call out the brunette, embarrassed at their gullibility.
Again the Emperor yells "Ready! Aim!" Immediately, the brunette yells "TIDAL WAVE!!" The brainless troops drop their weapons and run and hide yet again. The Brunette is free!
Finally it is the blonde's turn. The troops and the Emperor are furious at being deceived and are ready for anything this time.
They aim their weapons at the blonde and the Emperor yells "Ready!!! Aim!!!" and the blonde yells "FIRE!!!!"