The Best 12 Natural Blonde Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Natural Blonde jokes. There are some natural blonde nature jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these natural blonde brunettes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Natural Blonde Jokes and Puns

Body Pain

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, Doctor I'm hurting all over my body.

That's odd , replied the doctor, Show me what you mean

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, You're not a natural brunette are you?

No I'm a blonde , she replies.

I thought so…. your finger is broken. , replies the doctor.

How many sheep?

A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"

3 blondes were standing around some tracks.

The first blonde said "look at these tracks! Do you think they're deer tracks?"

The second blonde shook her head "no, there are no hoof prints. If anything these are dog tracks".

The third blonde chuckled, "come on you two. Look at the even spacing, the consistent depth, the distance between the tracks - it's obvious they're bear tracks!"

The other two blondes looked at the third in admiration of her excellent knowledge of nature, and then all 3 were hit by a train.

Natural Blonde joke, 3 blondes were standing around some tracks.

Two blonde girls at a traffic light

They stop at red:

-Look at that red color!

-Wow, it's beautiful.

-And the yellow!

-Such brightness!

-And the green!

-Much nature!

-Oh, it's red again, we saw it already. Let's go.

A blonde walks into a doctor's office

Blonde: doc! I think I got a skin disease!

She proceeds to poke everywhere and every time she pokes herself she yelps

Doctor: ma'am are you a natural blonde?

Blonde: yes why?

Doctor: your finger's broken.


A brunette's pain

A distressed brunette tells her doctor that no matter where she touches her body, she feels horrible pain. The doctor asks her to demonstrate. She proceeds to touch her chin, which results in a whimper. She touches her breast, and she starts to cry. She touches her leg and she lets out a scream.

"Stop," he says, " I believe I know what ails you. But first I must ask, are you naturally a blonde?"

"Why yes I am," she says, "how did you know?"

"You have a broken finger"

A redhead walks into the Dr. Office.....

She sits down on the examining table and tells the Doctor "I think I am going to die. I hurt all over. I touch my arm and it hurts, I my head and it hurts. I touch my abdomen and it hurts."

The doctor looks at her and says, "Let me guess that you are naturally blonde."

"Why yes, How did you guess?"

"Because you have a broken finger."

Natural Blonde joke, A redhead walks into the Dr. Office.....

What do you call a blonde girl that is not a natural blonde?

An airplane blonde!

Why? Because she has a black box!

Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?

A: No make-up.

Yes, I'm a natural blonde. I would say the drapes match the carpet...

But I prefer hardwood.

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?

The first one said, "

I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."

Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."

The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"

The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.

"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.

"Okay, where do you live?"

"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.

"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.

"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"

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