Natu Jokes
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With all these natural disasters happening,
Its almost as if the USA was built over thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats?
When I try to look it up I just get swatted
He was a natural born thief.
He had his mothers looks, his father's nose, and the doctor's watch
Nature is so resourceful
It can make dew with just water
It's only natural
My wife was in labour when the nurse said it was time to push.
She gave it everything she had, until a f**..., that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified.
"Don't worry," i said, patting her head. "I've heard this kind of thing is perfectly natural during birth. Isn't that right nurse?"
"Yes," said the nurse gagging, "But it's usually the mother not the father!.."
What's all natural, well balanced, and comes in pints?
An elephant sitting on your fence m**....
What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?
"I'm lichen what I see"
What natural disaster does earth like the most?
Earthquakes. They always seem to crack it up.
I am a natural talent
You better leave me alone! I know judo, karate, taekwondo and bunch of other Japanese words!
There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately
Even the mudslides have gone downhill.
The natural fear cycle.
Cockroach afraid of mice
Mice afraid of cats
Cats afraid of dogs
Dogs afraid of men
Men afraid from wives
Wives afraid of cockraoches.
A natural log with her own show
ln(DeGeneres)
What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?
Quackbooks!
All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst.
Avalanche won by a landslide.
Why is nature so dirty?
Because Nature abhors a vacuum.
What do natural gas and sadists have in common?
They're both propane.
Why was the naturists wedding delayed?
The ring bearer had an e**....
Did you know, in nature, some times felines will have s**... with swines?
Cat'll do pig.
Natural Deodarant Comes in Only Two Scents
Red Onion and White Onion
(Somebody told me this one the other day)
What's the natural predator of an optimistic toucan?
A toucan't
Why have we been having so many natural disasters lately?
I think the world is trying to prepare us for what nuclear war feels like.
What natural disaster movie has the most gore in it?
An Inconvenient Truth
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