Nativity Scene Jokes

I remember directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene...

Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing that theatre needs, others that I ruined the nativity.

A fellow from the Midwest has to spend Christmas in the deep South.

He's there on business, and he misses the snow. He tries to cheer himself up by walking around looking at a Christmas crèche ( a tableau representing the Nativity scene ). He's shocked to see that the three wise men are dressed as firemen, in hats and boots and slickers. He asks a passerby why in the world they're dressed that way.
Annoyed, she says, "Don't you Yankees ever read the Bible? It says right in the Bible, the three wise men came from *a far!*"

In honor of the BYU/Utah game tomorrow

Why can't the University of Utah do the nativity scene?
Because they can't find 3 wise men or a virign.

A Zen Buddhist and a Christian got in a fight over a neighborhood nativity scene last winter. The Buddhist trashed the 3 Wisemen display right before he went to temple.

They charged him with premeditated myrrhder.

Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!

Did you hear that they're not having a nativity scene in Washington, DC?

They looked through the entire city and couldn't find any wise men!

I just put up my Republican nativity scene.

Of course I had to remove the Arabs, the Jews, the anchor baby, and the refugees, so all that's left is one j**... and a bunch of sheep.

So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene.

Now we wait for the religious movement.

They've been trying to set up a nativity scene in Washington...

My cat has been destroying my Nativity scene for over an hour...

I guess he's in de-creche mode.