The Best 21 Natives Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Natives Jokes and Puns
The Drums Must Not Stop
A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds.
The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief. "Chief, I got no sleep last night. Could you maybe stop the drumming for a night so I could rest?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man figured it was their culture and focused on enjoying the day, studying and spending time with the tribe.
That night, the drums again kept the man awake for the whole night and in the morning he spoke with the chief.
"Chief, please! I need some sleep; couldn't the drums cease for just one night for my health?"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
The man, exacerbated, let the issue drop and tried to focus on the day at hand, but could not focus due to lack of sleep and the incessant pounding of the drums.
That night, the beating of the drums left the man sleepless yet again in the morning he angrily approached the chief.
"Chief, I've just about had it. The drums must stop; it is impossible to get any rest with them!"
The chief replied, "The drums must not stop."
"Why! Why can the drums not stop? What happens when the drums stop?!"
The chief replied, "Bass solo."
A man travels to New Guinea.
A man travels to New Guinea. He wants to see the natives, but is afraid of cannibals eating him. So he asks the guide: "Are there any cannibals left in this area?"
The guide answers: "No, the last cannibal was eaten just a week ago."
What's that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow Natives.
Two natives are sitting at a bus stop
one of them is holding a plastic grocery bag. The other one asks him "What have you got in your bag?" He replies "I got a six-pack for my wife." The second one says "Oh... that's a good trade"
What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes?
Slow moving natives.
Source: one of the all time great TV shows
When three or four Natives gather together...
There's usually a fifth.
What did the natives receive when the white man colonized North America
Nunavut
Who's killed more natives than General Custer?
Jack Daniels
What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives.
What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett?
Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?
Inuit.
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After his visit to Poland, Reports say 74 percent of the natives thought President Trumps visit was a failure...
Trump responded, "THE POLS are WRONG, FAKE NEWS!
TIL that Canadian Natives learn vowels differently than the rest of us.
We learn them "A, E, I, O, U ", and they learn them "E, I, O, U, A".
A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.
He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.
I'm screwed, says the pilot.
God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.
The pilot does this.
NOW you're screwed, says God.
I told my friend I had been in Africa gambling with the natives. Zulu's? He asked.
I said nope. I usually won.
Why were Natives in America First?
...Because they had reservations.
Why do natives grab everything but not their crotch?
Because they know the English will take everything but that
What did Columbus give the natives in return for the island of Hispaniola?
Smallpox.
Europeans did promise land and peace for the natives. They didn't get what they wanted but what can you expect?
They were just white lies after all.
Why do natives hate snow
Because its white and it settles on their land.
Happy Thanksgiving!
If the natives had given the pilgrams donkeys instead of turkeys, we would all be eating Ass for Thanksgiving!
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