Nationalist Jokes
26 nationalist jokes and hilarious nationalist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nationalist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Nationalist Short Jokes
Short nationalist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nationalist humour may include short patriotic jokes also.
- A Slovak oligarch, Japanese nationalist, communist and a pirate meet in a parliament... This isn't a joke. It's Czech Republic.
- What's the diffrence between a tiki torch and the white nationalist carrying it? One is bright and the other one dim.
- Have you heard about the defused bomb that's known for its extreme white nationalist views? It's bang out of order.
- As things heat up in Charlotte, Virginia... Remember that pepper spray is super effective against white nationalist because they aren't use to seasoning.
- Why do White Nationalists love Matthew McConaughey? They keep hearing "alt+right, alt+right, alt+right..."
- What is Captain Kirk's least favorite 20th century ethno-nationalist conflict? The Irish Tribbles.
- Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus g**... and l**... are nationalists and transgenders are immigrants.
- What's the average IQ range of a typical Neo-n**... or White Nationalist? Around 14 to 88 IQ points.
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Nationalist One Liners
Which nationalist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nationalist? I can suggest the ones about nationality and socialist.
- White Nationalist should honor the true legacy Robert E. Lee And surrender.
- If nationalists got 100% of the seats in the Parliament... ...it would be all-right.
- What do European Nationalists say when they see something disgusting? EU .
- Do you know where Chuck Norris stands on White Nationalists? On their necks.
- What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
- What do you call a nationalistic middle-eastern? a Pakistan
- Hear about the Canadian Nationalists? Their slogan is "We're not sorry anymore"
- How does an Arab nationalist get clean? He has a "Baath"!
- What do you call a periodic publication for white nationalist? A MAGAzine.
- What kind of person raises both red and white flags? A French white nationalist.
- Guys, cut the white nationalists some slack. They're just one big happy family!
- What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells.
- What do you call a white nationalist hackistivist collective? Anomynous
- What do white nationalist eat for dessert? K K Cake
- What did the white nationalist dress up as for Halloween? The w**... Ranger
Laughter Nationalist Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about nationalist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean patriotic american jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nationalist pranks.
A recent joke from eastern Ukraine
Two friends meet, both native Russian speakers – as is everyone in this region – but one speaks Russian, and the other insists on speaking Ukrainian.
Why are you speaking Ukrainian? asks one friend. Are you afraid Ukrainian nationalists will come and kill you?
No, comes the reply. I'm afraid if Putin hears me speaking Russian, he will come to 'protect' my rights!
As a gesture of good faith, Trump and some of his former staff known to be white nationalists are trying to raise money for victims of the Charlottesville march by running in a charity race.
It's a 3K.
