National Park Jokes
23 national park jokes and hilarious national park puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about national park that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest National Park Short Jokes
Short national park jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The national park humour may include short theme park jokes also.
- I parked in three different handicap parking spots last week. No ticket, and no dirty looks. Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.
- If Chippendales goes to a national park and rescues the park rangers.. Would the headline in the newspaper be Chippendales rescue rangers?
- A hunter is arrested for murdering 9 people at a national park... His argument? "Someone told me it was 'tourist season.'"
- What happens when you get punched by Italian Wilderness? You get A Bruise O' National Park.
- This joke is for all you Spanish speakers What do you get when you cross a National Park with the ice age?
Hielostone - A man is being eaten by a bear... He is at yellowstone National Park. Please call for help.
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National Park One Liners
Which national park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with national park? I can suggest the ones about central park and water park.
- What did the dad say after dropping his son off at Yellowstone National Park? Bison!
- Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews? Yosemite!
- We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents.
- What's a Bros favorite National Park? Yolostone
- The new OSX isn't name after a national park... it's a greeting.
- What do you call a racist who hates national parks? An anti-Yosemite.
Silly & Ridiculous National Park Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about national park you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean campground jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make national park pranks.
In a national park, a woman stopped to watch a deer.
A man walked over to her and said, "This is red deer, Cervus elaphus, it's pleased to meet you."
Then she watched him continue to other visitors and say the same thing.
She catches up with him and asks, "Why are you doing this?"
The man responds, "The ranger told me this species hadn't been introduced here."
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Went to a National Park. b**... about it the whole time.
Got arrested for making "Anti-Yosemitic remarks".
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman are all in a car, headed to Parliament.
When they arrive, they drive through the front gates and park up outside.
The Englishman says, "*I'm going to speak to the Prime Minister, to see what we can do about getting some national pride back.*"
The Scotsman says, "*Ah'm goin' tae speak wi' the Prime Minister, an' ask if they c'n do somethin' aboot givin' a wee bit more choice tae the Scottish Parliament.*"
The Welshman says, "*I'm going to speak to the Prime Minster, 'n' see if they'll do summat about givin' we Welsh some more recognition in the world.*"
The Irishman says nothing, pulls out his phone, and detonates the car.
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level.
He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.
He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!"
The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"