National Guard Jokes
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A Russian Tourist Travels Abroad.
Border guard: Nationality?
tourist: Russian.
Border guard: Occupation?
Tourist: No, no, just visiting this time.
I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle
So I say to my wife "It's raining" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) "Actually, I think it's snowing".
This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
He glances over and replies, "raining, ofcourse".
I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, "See, Rudolf the red knows rain dear!"
Border guard asks the passenger:
-Nationality?
- Russian
-occupation?
- no, just a visit.
WHAT DO WE WANT?
Low flying plane noises!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Nnnnnnyyyyyyyyooooooooo...
\*ducks as the National Guard flies a helicopter over our heads\*
A soldier in my National Guard platoon...
...... became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit.
"It's not going to work for me," he said, panicked.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because I use my Guard pay for spending money."
"So?"
"For the past ten years, I've been telling my wife that I serve for free!"
In 1957, the National Guard was sent in to integrate the Little Rock Nine.
The result was, of course, the Little Rock 9x+c
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