National Geographic Jokes
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According to National Geographic, 80% of US adults could not find ukraine on an unmarked map.
They're really ahead of their time.
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What's the difference between a n**... white woman and a n**... black woman
One is on the cover of p**... while the other is on the cover of national geographic
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Subscriptions
Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and p**... for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."
"You know when you go to a garage sale, and you find a dusty old box of National Geographics? Yeah, well you're kind of like that....
You've got issues going way back."
What's the most unbiased news source?
National Geographic because in the end they always report the bad side to donkeys and elephants, not exclusively one.
While on location for weeks in arctic Siberia, writing a piece for National Geographic, my brother randomly showed up to keep me company.
It really helped having a cool story bro.
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I got caught
I got caught m**... recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed — me or my dentist.
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What do National Geographic and p**... have in common?
Both have great places you'll probably never visit.
I got 99 issues...
And they are all collectable national geographics.
A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines,
he really has a lot of issues.
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