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Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate...

"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"

Donald Trump must be irish....

Because when he's president the national debt is Dublin
I'll show myself out

As a Trump supporter, I am really disappointed by all these firing at the White House.

Why aren't the firing televised live on TV? And there needs to be some suspenseful music prior to finding out who is being fired along with like 12 commercial breaks that can help pay down the national debt.

With our national debt...

As he has first hand experience, we just elected the best person to the job to file bankruptcy for the US.

Hillary Clinton promised to reduce the national debt if elected...

Though I don't think can go any lower than Monica Lewinsky.

The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

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