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Mom I think I'm adopted!
Mom: No you're not Nathan! Why would you say such a thing!?
Nathan: Well, I've just got the results back from a DNA test that I did and it says I've got no living relatives?!
Mom: This is nonsense, let's show this to your dad…
Dad *walks in*: Well of course he's not our son, don't you remember the first night in the labour ward after you gave birth… you asked me to change him because he was crying so much? I think I picked a good one don't you?
Some people call their mistakes "happy accidents"
But some people get more creative and give them cute little names like Nathan or Thomas, just like my parents did.
Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under...
I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering
Some people like to call their mistakes "happy accidents."
Others get creative and give them cute little names like Nathan, or Thomas, like my parents did.
Use culminate in a sentence
Guy hitting on girl.
Guy: Hi I'm Nathan, but you can culminate. Here's my number, if I don't pick up, you can just always culminator
What did everyone say about Nathan when he got fired from the fortune cookie factory?
That's unfortunate.
A man walks into a bar
His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later a arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about love life. He says, "its kind of ironic bond".
I saw an instagram post that said you have 15 million dollars to spend but only on things that start with the first letter of your name
I gave my friend a look and he said Nathan, I don't think you can buy those anymore
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