Nate Jokes
29 nate jokes and hilarious nate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nate Short Jokes
Short nate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nate humour may include short ran jokes also.
- The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
- Hurricane Nate is said to go straight North from The Gulf in to Alabama Experts say it will cause millions of dollars worth of improvement.
- When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!
- I have a buddy named Nate (pronounced "non") from Vietnam... Sometimes we call him Vietnhan
- I'm furious. My girlfriend just text me saying she's about to "do" some guy at a charity event she's at. Who the h**... is this Nate?
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Nate One Liners
Which nate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nate? I can suggest the ones about lever and blade.
- My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat.
- Nate Higgers catches me off-guard every single time.
- Saw a billboard today, urging me to DONATE Who is Nate?
- What do human reflexes and Nate's dinner have in common? They're both innate.
- What did the mama bee name her two sons? Paul n' Nate.
- Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich? 4-2nate ending for Madrid.
- So there's this snake in the desert named Nate who was run over by an RV.
- Nathan Drake's nickname shouldn't be Nate It should be fortuNATE
- What did the flower couple call their two babies? Poli, Nate
- Better Nate Than lever.
- The story of Nate the Snake He got run over by a car.
The End - How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS
- What is small, dark brown, nugget-shaped, and number two? Nate Robinson
- If I waited to long to e**... spaghetti, would I be.... Pro-pasta-nating?
- What do you call a criminal killed in the medieval ages? Un-t**...-nate.
Quirky and Hilarious Nate Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about nate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean josh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nate pranks.
My son likes rap music, but he's only 7 so when he asks what certain words mean, I lie....
for example, when rappers talk about "w**..." they're just talking about the weeds in their grass... and when they "smoke w**..." that just means they're killing the weeds in their lawn...
his favorite line is "HEY HEY HEY HEY... Smoke w**... Everyday".... I had to explain to him that it's by Nate Dogg. Nate being short for Nature of course, because he loves gardening... which is why he has so many h**....
I hadn't cut our own grass for a while and it's starting to get long... my son came up to me the other day and said, "Dad, you need to smoke some w**...!"
There once was a boy named Nate.
There once was a boy named Nate. He lived across the street from a lever, that if it were to be pulled, the world would end.
One day, Nate was bored, so he decided to cross the street and check out this world-ending lever. However, on his way across the street, a truck came speeding down.
This truck driver had two options. Either hit Nate and kill him, or swerve, and hit the lever, ending the world. Not wanting to end the world, the truck driver hit Nate, killing him instantly.
Moral of the story: Better Nate than lever.
