Nasty Mama Jokes

Funniest Nasty Mama Short Jokes

Short nasty mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nasty mama humour may include short bad mama jokes also.

1. Yo mama so n**..., She had to cut the string off her t**... so the c**... stop hanging themselves.
2. Yo mama so n**... The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy
3. Yo' Mama is so n**..., simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
4. Yo mama so n**... I walked in the front door and saw her playin' s**... poker with the cockroaches
5. Yo moma is so fat, and so n**..., when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
6. Yo' Mama's breath is so n**..., it makes onions cry.
7. You momma's teeth are so n**... the b*t**... spits yoohoo.
8. Yo' Mama is so n**..., Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own c**....
9. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she put a cucumber in her p**... and pulled out a pickle.
10. Yo' Mama is so n**..., it sounds like Velcro when she takes her p**... off.

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Nasty Mama One Liners

Which nasty mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nasty mama? I can suggest the ones about baby mama and baby momma.

1. Yo Mama... ...is so n**..., I had phone s**... with her and she gave me an ear infection.
2. Yo Mama is so n**..., she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
3. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her v**...'s in the Axis of Evil.
4. Yo momma is so n**... she made Right Guard turn left!
5. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
6. Yo momma so n**... when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.
7. Yo momma is so n**... when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.
8. Yo Mama so n**...... she's got h**... *complex.*
9. Yo' Mama is so n**..., when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
10. Yo' Mama is so n**..., when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
11. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
12. Your mom's so n**... she puts ice down her pants to keep her c**... fresh.
13. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
14. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her c**... use her t**... string as a getaway rope.
15. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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