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I once dated a girl named Rachel, but she turned out to be a n**... b**.... As a result, I now refuse to associate with women named Rachel
Then again, I could just be Rachel profiling
I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date...
...and ended up with a n**... bout of samoanella.
What do you call a n**... Mexican girl?
A MexiCunt!
A guy asks a cute brunette with glasses at the library if he could sit with her
The sweet looking student responded loudly, "I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE s**... WITH YOU."
All the other students at the library stare at the guy. Some of the other women even make n**... faces at the guy. His face turned red in embarrassment.
After about an hour, the girl walks up to the guy and says, "I'm a psych major, and I know what you were thinking. And, you felt embarrassed, didn't you."
The guy, in a loud brash voice replies, "$200 FOR ONE NIGHT WITH YOU? THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH."
All the students stare at the girl in shock. The guy whispers to her, "I study Law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
A man was at the bar one night...
He had a few too many when he saw three obese girls come up to the bartender and order some drinks. The man noticed they had strong accents, which grabbed his attention.
The women were there for a while and were quite loud and a bit rude. Feeling rather buzzed, the man looked over to the girls and said "Hi, um, are you girls from Scotland?" One of them spoke up, with a loud, n**... attitude and said "It's WALES you idiot!!!"
The man apologized with a little slur and said "I'm so sorry, are you Whales from Scotland?'
A guy walks into a w**... in Amsterdam . . .
A guy walks into a w**... in Amsterdam. He sits down and a young girl sits on his lap. He whispers something in her ear. She jumps off his lap and yells, "Oh God no!" and scurries off.
The madam notices this and thinks, "Okay, this guy is a little weird." So she sends one of her more experienced girls over. He whispers in her ear and she jumps up and yells, "ARE YOU CRAZY?" and hightails it.
The madam thinks, "Okay, this guy is a freak." So she sends over her most experienced gal, I mean she's done things that 99.9999999999999% of the world has never even heard of. That gal sits on his lap, he whispers in her ear, and she jumps up and yells something n**... in German, Thai, and Brazilian Portuguese and runs away.
So the madam goes over and demands, "What have you been whispering in my girls' ears?!"
"I was just asking aboot paying in Canadian dollars."
You Passionate
Guy I work with tells this story of working on the road, being hard up, and deciding to pick up this h**.... Of course she is not the classiest of broads and a little strung out. She gets in the car and they talk about going back to the motel room to party, but she wants to stop at the liquor store first. "Oh yeah, baby, no problem."
So they're driving down the road getting frisky and talking dirty and this girl is a freak. Squirming all around in her seat and rubbing her hands all up and down his leg and across his junk. She is n**.... She says, "Sugar, you passionate."
"Oh yeah! I'm passionate, alright. I am gonna do you so good, you're gonna have to pay me."
"No sugar! You passionate! You pash'n the liquor sto!"
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