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How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting in front of you is blocking your view, try adopting an irritating cough, or k**... your feet under their seat. n**..., wet sneezes down the back of their neck are also effective in persuading them to look elsewhere for a seat.
Ghandi was a what?
So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.
First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.
Secondly his diet was completely void of calcium sources which led to osteoporosis.
He was also a very spiritual man., and some might say he had supernatural powers.
Lastly, and probably the least known trivia about him was he abhorred brushing his teeth.
When his attending physician was asked for a summary of his health, the answer was none too obvious.
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He's a super calloused fragile mystic with n**... halitosis.
What part of the body goes to heaven first?
In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"
In the back of the class, n**... Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child.
"Yes, Susan?"
"The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."
"Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"
"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."
"Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."
"OK, Billy, what do you think?"
"It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."
"That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"
Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"
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