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What does NASCAR stand for?



How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire?

None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.


What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash.



Discriminating Robot Bartender

One upon a time, a guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says,"100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints, and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more
time. He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy with Obama and the government?"


Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track?

It turned out to be all right.


I'm a bit racist.

I think F1 is much better than NASCAR.


Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers?

Because women always think they're right.


What do you call a southern nascar driver?

A race-ist


You know it's the start of NASCAR season when...

* You start seeing more Mustangs and Camaros on the road than normal.
* Using that tax refund check to get Z rated tires put on your car
* Hotels in Bristol, TN reservations are hard to make.

Care to add any more?


NASCAR Fight after race

Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ


I heard Tony Stewart was very desperate to win the NASCAR Championship this year.

So desperate, he'd run over his own mother to win it.


What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?


If you can even call it a sport.


What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette?



Nascar Rain

I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)


Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.


Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team?

Its always in the rear of the field.


That holocaust joke reminded me of this one I heard about 2 Mexican dudes.

2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other.

Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag tattoo, and I even started my own business! I'm living the American dream! What about you?

Mexican guy 2: Go back to Mexico, spic!!


I am racist.

fuck NASCAR.


I met a NASCAR driver once

He told me his only regret in life was turning right.


Oral B is sponsoring tonight's NASCAR race.

That seems like an odd choice for a sponsorship, considering most NASCAR fans don't even have teeth.


How do you make a NASCAR race?

Throw a handful of skittles in the toilet and flush.


I prefer F-1 over Nascar....

...does that make me racist?



Why would Derrick Zoolander be a terrible NASCAR driver?

Because he can't turn left.


How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other?

Because they're racists. (Race-ists)


What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?




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