Nascar Jokes

Funniest Nascar Short Jokes

Short nascar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nascar humour may include short racing jokes also.

1. How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire? None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.
2. Did you hear NASCAR and Formula One we're trying to make an Ultimate Showdown race but it got cancelled due to controversy? Apparently NASCAR fans didn't want to mix the races....
3. Politicians should be required to dress like NASCAR drivers. With patches all over their suits telling us who their sponsors are.
4. We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition. No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.
5. Did you hear about the hate crime in NASCAR the other day? Turns out, it was just some fake noose.
6. What professional sport would be more fun to watch if the athletes drank alcohol during? NASCAR
7. Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races. But how will drivers know they've entered the last lap of the race? 🏳
8. Matthew McConaughey just bought NASCAR And he's making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they're going all right, all right, all right
9. My ex-girlfriend said she liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR I just can't be in a relationship with someone who's raceist
10. If you enjoy nascar than your probably a racist, however, if you hate nascar than you are literally a racist. Because you hate races

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Nascar One Liners

Which nascar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nascar? I can suggest the ones about cars and race.

1. How do you watch NASCAR without a TV? You flush a bag of M&M's down the toilet.
2. What word starts with N, ends with R and is associated with a race? NASCAR
3. I don't care anymore. I'm gonna say the N word with a hard R ! NASCAR
4. NASCAR is officially canceled After discovering it's just a human traffic ring
5. What has an IQ of 100 and a full set of teeth? The front row at a NASCAR race.
6. I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles.
7. A janitor gets accepted into Nascar His car goes "Broom, Broom"
8. For those or you who say you don't see race You should, nascar is very fun to watch
9. NASCAR used to have an Internet Explorer car But it kept crashing.
10. A misogynist says I like my women like I like my Nascar No rights
11. Why does Ben Shapiro hate NASCAR? Because the cars only turn left
12. I prefer Indy car over Nascar... ...I guess that makes me racist.
13. Why do NASCAR drivers have the worst luck? Nothing goes right for them
14. The Special Olympics is like Nascar. You're not watching it for the race...
15. I'm not a fan of Nascar... I believe in equal rights.

Nascar Race Jokes

Here is a list of funny nascar race jokes and even better nascar race puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race
• What do you call someone who thinks NASCAR is superior to any other racing sport? A racist.
• Im against other races Which is why I only watch NASCAR
• NASCAR got rid of the confederate flag from race tracks Another true end to race wars.
• What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? "The track is alright."
• What's a NASCAR driver's favorite song to sing to other drivers during a race? Blue Bayou
• There's an old saying in NASCAR racing What goes around comes around.
• What is the worst race in America? NASCAR.
• NASCAR can't ban the confederate flag They wave it every race with one lap to go!
• I didn't know if my girl liked car racing... My friend told me to man up and NASCAR.

Nascar Racing Jokes

Here is a list of funny nascar racing jokes and even better nascar racing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a formula one driver who hates nascar? A "race"ist
• Did you guys hear about that NASCAR driver that murdered that other driver? The police don't know what happened, but they suspect that it might be race related.
• What do you call a Nascar race for fish? The Daytuna 500
• Why Do they call them NASCAR drivers? .....Because Race-ist was already taken.
• What has 3 teeth, 15 arms and 19 legs? The front row of a Nascar race.
• I heard NASCAR was a distant cousin of Formula 1. I guess that's what they mean by race relations.
• What do you call a southern nascar driver? A race-ist
• Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
• Race car spelled backwards is still race car. Nascar spelled backwards Is boooooooooring.
• I'm not Racist! I like all kinds of races. Drag racing, Nascar, dirt track, go-karts...

Nascar Driver Jokes

Here is a list of funny nascar driver jokes and even better nascar driver puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track? It turned out to be all right.
• What do you call a compulsive liar who's also an astronaut, a billionaire, and a nascar driver? Me.
• What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall
• Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right.
• How do NASCAR drivers get to the track? They take the next left.
• How many Nascar drivers does it take to blow up a jet dryer? Just Juan
• How do you escape if you're being followed/stalked by a NASCAR driver? Turn right.
• How do you get away from a NASCAR Driver? You turn right.
• Matthew McConaughey would be the worst NASCAR driver He only goes alright, alright, alright.
• Why would Gandalf be a good NASCAR driver? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Nascar Redneck Jokes

Here is a list of funny nascar redneck jokes and even better nascar redneck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-r**...
  
• How did NASCAR get that name? r**...: 'That's nascar ye got there."
• Why do r**... like to do it d**...? That way they can **BOTH** watch NASCAR.
• r**... get drunk and scream the N-word thats right, NASCAR
• How did NASCAR get its name? One day a r**... looked at his friend's car and said dang that's a nas car ya got thare
• r**... word of the day: Nascar. "That's a nascar you got there"

Howlingly Hilarious Nascar Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about nascar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean speed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nascar pranks.