Nascar Driver Jokes

Funniest Nascar Driver Short Jokes

Short nascar driver jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nascar driver humour may include short racecar driver jokes also.

1. Politicians should be required to dress like nascar drivers. With patches all over their suits telling us who their sponsors are.
2. Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races. But how will drivers know they've entered the last lap of the race? 🏳
3. Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track? It turned out to be all right.
4. What do you call a compulsive liar who's also an astronaut, a billionaire, and a nascar driver? Me.
5. What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall
6. Matthew McConaughey would be the worst NASCAR driver He only goes alright, alright, alright.
7. Did you guys hear about that NASCAR driver that murdered that other driver? The police don't know what happened, but they suspect that it might be race related.
8. Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!
9. Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr.
10. I met a NASCAR driver once He told me his only regret in life was turning right.

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Nascar Driver One Liners

Which nascar driver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nascar driver? I can suggest the ones about nascar race and nascar racing.

1. Why do NASCAR drivers have the worst luck? Nothing goes right for them
2. Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right.
3. How do NASCAR drivers get to the track? They take the next left.
4. What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? "The track is alright."
5. What's a NASCAR driver's favorite song to sing to other drivers during a race? Blue Bayou
6. How many Nascar drivers does it take to blow up a jet dryer? Just Juan
7. How do you escape if you're being followed/stalked by a NASCAR driver? Turn right.
8. How do you get away from a NASCAR Driver? You turn right.
9. What do you call a formula one driver who hates nascar? A "race"ist
10. Why would Gandalf be a good NASCAR driver? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
11. Why Do they call them NASCAR drivers? .....Because Race-ist was already taken.
12. How can you tell if a driver is an ex-NASCAR driver? He drives for hours on a roundabout.
13. What do you call a southern nascar driver? A race-ist
14. Who is every Nascar driver's favorite actor? Robert De Nnnnnniiiiiiiro
15. Why can't a UPS driver not drive in NASCAR? They can't make left hand turns

Cheerful Nascar Driver Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about nascar driver you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean race car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nascar driver pranks.