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- Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
- NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space Apparently they found my ex's heart, which drains all energy.
- My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
- I'm unemployed and asked my friend for advice. He told me: Get a job at NASA, they always have space.
- NASA had a supply of rib eye on the last flight to the international space station to see how meat cooked in space. They called it their most important mission. Because the steaks were never higher.
- NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again
- Fourth person to walk on the moon joke explained Alan LaVern Bean was the fourth person to walk on the moon. It's a joke because nobody remembers the fourth person to do something
- When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?
- What's another name for NASA technicians who will never actually go into outer space themselves? Astro-nots
- NASA is in for a whole world of hurt... ...when they realise they also need to worry about car crashes in space.
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Nasa Space One Liners
Which nasa space one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nasa space? I can suggest the ones about space launch and astronaut.
- What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"
- Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? The bill would be astronomical.
- Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.
- NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!
- What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA.
- What is NASA's favorite part of using a computer? The SPACE bar!
- Nasa techs put some humorous messages on the Space Shuttle Transporter attach points
- I took my girlfriend to tour NASA this weekend! She said she needed some space.
- Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to otter Space.
- NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil.
- Do you need space? Join NASA!
- NASA When I worked for NASA I took up space.
- How does NASA throw a party? They don't because there isn't enough SPACE
- According to NASA scientists, black holes were created using The Space Shovel
- How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert
Nasa Space Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about nasa space you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nasa curiosity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nasa space pranks.
the fowled experiment
scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
british engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. arrangements were made. but when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cab.
horrified the britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
NASA's response was just three words, "thaw the chicken".
A cow joke
Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.
Did you hear NASA is going to start launching cattle into space?
It's going to be the herd shot around the world.
RIP Neil Armstrong
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "o**... s**...? o**... s**... you want? You'll get o**... s**... when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
Blonde vs. Space
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were taking a tour inside of NASA space center. The tour-guide asked them "What planet or other object in our universe would you go to?"
The red head said. "I'd go to Saturn!"
The brunette said, "I'd go to the Moon!"
The blonde said "I'd go to the Sun!"
The tour-guide looked at the blonde. "But if you go the Sun, you'll burn up and die."
The blonde rolled her eyes and replied calmly. "What, do you think I'm s**...? I'd go at night!"
Why don't astronauts bring tea into space?
Because it always tastes so NASA-tea!
HAAAHAH
Civics teacher dropped this on us today.
Have you heard about the new Nasa program? They're fixing up one of their shuttles and sending some cows into space to study. It'll be the herd shot around the world!
Little Johnny is sitting in front of the TV...
... watching a program about NASA.
'I wish I could be shot into space' he said.
'You would have been if your father had done what he was told' replies his mother.
Space monkeys
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.
As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!
At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!
At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.
Another two hours later mission control announced, This is mission control to the astronaut…
At this the astronaut responded I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything.
NASA sends a r**... and a chimpanzee to the moon.
When the rocket lands on the moon's surface, the computer screen automatically switches itself on & the chimpanzee clicks on the desktop file that contains his instructions:-
1)....Ensure that rocket has landed at the correct co-ordinates and is anchored safely.
2)....Check ALL life support systems.
3)....Prepare laboratory for analysing samples.
4)....Put on space suit, step outside of rocket on to the surface, collect soil and rock samples, return to laboratory, conduct tests on samples and report back to Houston giving us your "best guess" as to whether or not the Moon is adequate for terraforming.
The chimp clicks out of his file & runs off to do his duties. The r**... then sits in front of the computer and clicks on *his* file:-
1)....Feed the chimpanzee.
Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink?
Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.
Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space
jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.
You know, there are 2 secret organization profiting off the election.
They're called NASA and Space-X
What do you call the leader of NASA's space program?
Captain Planned It
I told my wife i needed some Space
Now i'm working at NASA
NASA says they're using math to put a man in space
Seems like a "Pi in the sky" idea to me.
NASA launched a new research satellite yesterday to see how potatoes grow in space...
It's called Spudnik
Owen Wilson has announced that he will star in a new film in which he portrays a NASA scientist who discovers a mysterious radio signal from deep space.
It's entitled "The Waaoow Signal"
Why did NASA hire so many artists for its interstellar projects?
Because the artists were well versed in deep space
NASA is weird
because it's Not A Space Agency.
sorry, for the ''joke''. it s**....
NASA have decided that the Astronauts are going to have a party in space this christmas, the food is going to be wonderful but:
No atmosphere..
NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail?
Because you experience 0 G's in space.
NASA received the bill from SpaceX for sending astronauts into space and they were shocked to see that it was nearly 3 billion dollars
They phoned Elon Musk and explained that they thought SpaceX wouldn't be charging to send astronauts into space.
Elon Musk responded by saying, 'there's no such thing as a free launch'