Nasa Jokes

Funniest Nasa Short Jokes

Short nasa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nasa humour may include short spaceship jokes also.

1. Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
2. Mars and NASA Mars: Come over
   NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away
   Mars: I'm wet
   NASA: I'm coming over
3. I recently lost my job at NASA Mission Control... I misheard when someone said "It's lunch time", and sent a rocket up with nobody in it.
4. Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
5. NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
6. Why didn't NASA name apollo rockets with letters? Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.
7. What award does NASA give the astronauts that board their spacecraft particularly quickly? The starship -enter-prize.
8. Why did NASA cancel the all-female spacewalk? None of them would go outside the rocket wearing the same outfit.
9. NASA discovers 10 earth like planets. Within a month of Trump taking office, NASA has discovered 10 earth like planets...
   They say necessity is the mother of invention !!
10. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
    [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]

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Nasa One Liners

Which nasa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nasa? I can suggest the ones about asteroid and challenger.

1. Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!
2. Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes...
3. If the moon landing was indeed fake NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.
4. Leaked NASA documents show the Moon landing was done in a Studio. On the moon.
5. What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"
6. How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet.
7. Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? The bill would be astronomical.
8. Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers.
9. Dear NASA, I was big enough for your mom.
   - Pluto
10. Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? "No comet."
11. How does NASA identify dead planets? They look through the orbituaries.
12. Why Does NASA Have No Competition? Because they destroyed their last challenger.
13. Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.
14. Why do NASA scientists drink Sprite? Because they can't get 7-Up
15. NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!

Nasa Space Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasa space jokes and even better nasa space puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space Apparently they found my ex's heart, which drains all energy.
• My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
• I'm unemployed and asked my friend for advice. He told me: Get a job at NASA, they always have space.
• What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA.
• NASA had a supply of rib eye on the last flight to the international space station to see how meat cooked in space. They called it their most important mission. Because the steaks were never higher.
• Nasa techs put some humorous messages on the Space Shuttle Transporter attach points
• NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again
• Fourth person to walk on the moon joke explained Alan LaVern Bean was the fourth person to walk on the moon. It's a joke because nobody remembers the fourth person to do something
• I took my girlfriend to tour NASA this weekend! She said she needed some space.
• Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to otter Space.

Nasa Astronauts Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasa astronauts jokes and even better nasa astronauts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Astronauts preparing for STS-134 lobbied NASA to include fresh apples on board the final flight of the shuttle, but were ultimately unsuccessful. Needless to say, it was a fruitless Endeavour
• What does NASA stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts
• Why did Not-so-nice Bill's wife leave him for an astronaut? She wanted a NASA-guy
• What did NASA give the astronaut for having such a successful mission? Spacial recognition.
• Why should aspiring interplanetary astronauts apply to NASA and ignore the speedier alternative? Because the other program mars one's odds of survival.
• In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum?
  No? Well he got stuck in Orbit.
• NASA have decided that the Astronauts are going to have a party in space this christmas, the food is going to be wonderful but: No atmosphere..
• Did you hear about the gay astronaut NASA hired? He's set to enter Leo later this week.
• What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch.
• Why don't astronauts bring tea into space? Because it always tastes so NASA-tea!
  HAAAHAH

Nasa Curiosity Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasa curiosity jokes and even better nasa curiosity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
• Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity.
• NASA has said that an engineers pet was crushed during Mars Rover testing Turns out Curiosity did kill the cat.
• There was life on Mars indeed. It was a small cat, but Curiosity killed it. NASA is sending Satisfaction to bring it back to life.
• Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat.

Nasa Challenger Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasa challenger jokes and even better nasa challenger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• NASA Space shuttles Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis, Enterprise, and Endeavor all flew successfully. So why did Challenger fail? Because you experience 0 G's in space.

Hilarious Nasa Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

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