narwhal Jokes

funny narwhal pick up lines and hilarious narwhal puns

A penguin falls asleep on an iceberg,...

When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him. The narwhal comes and the penguin asks "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break the ice?". The narwhal stares at him for a bit.

"Ok, so what are your hobbies?"

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Why didn't the narwhal invite the unicorn to his party?

He wanted to keep it real

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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When does the narwhal bacon?

Not on January 18th.

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If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon?

It bakes off.

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Someone asked me when the narwhal bacons...

...my response was: "huh?"

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What do you call a narcissistic whalrus

a Narwhal

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why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything?

because they are horny

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When does the narwhal bacon?

Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately.

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What are the best Narwhal puns ?

Did you ever wanted to be joking with someone about Narwhal? Well, here are the best Narwhal dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny pranks and Narwhal pick up lines to share with friends.

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