Narwhal Jokes

Following is our collection of caribou humor and walrus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Narwhal puns for adults, dirty bacon jokes or clean mayhem gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Narwhal

A penguin falls asleep on an iceberg,...

When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him. The narwhal comes and the penguin asks "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break the ice?". The narwhal stares at him for a bit.

"Ok, so what are your hobbies?"

Why didn't the narwhal invite the unicorn to his party?

He wanted to keep it real

When does the narwhal bacon?

Not on January 18th.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon?

It bakes off.

Eating a Narwhal must be...


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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