Narrows Jokes

What are some Narrows jokes?

A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50

His dad narrows his eyes and says "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"

A man is told to lay off a member of his staff

At a small company, a manager is told that, due to downsizing, he has to lay off someone from his staff. After much agonizing, he narrows his list down to two people. Not sure who to get rid of, he talks to his boss for advice.

"On one hand, Mary is a really great worker," he says. "But on the other hand, Jack is a single father and really needs this job to support his kids."

His boss replies, "I don't know what to tell you, why don't you just go ask them?"

So, when Mary comes into work, the manager goes to talk to her and says, "Listen, Mary, I've got a bit of a dilemma. I've got to lay you or Jack off."

And she responds, "You better jack off, I've got a headache."

Boss's Dilemma

At a small company, a manager is told that, due to downsizing, he has to lay off someone from his staff. After much agonizing, he narrows his list down to two people. Not sure who to get rid of, he talks to his boss for advice.

"On one hand, Mary is a really great worker," he says. "But on the other hand, Jack is a single father and really needs this job to support his kids."

His boss replies, "I don't know what to tell you, why don't you just go ask them?"
So, when Mary comes into work, the manager goes to talk to her and says,

"Listen, Mary, I've got a bit of a dilemma. I've got to lay you or Jack off."

And she responds, "You better jack off, I've got a headache."

A rope walks into a bar...

"I'll have a whiskey," he says.

The bartender eyes him, then gruffly replies, "We don't serve your kind here."

The rope leaves, dejected. He turns the corner and gets an idea. He ties himself into a knot and tussles his hair, then goes back into the bar.

"I'll take a whiskey," he tells the bartender.

Again, the bartender looks him up and down, narrows his eyes and asks, "Say, ain't you that rope that was in here a few minutes ago?"

The rope replies, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."

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