Narration Jokes
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- You listen to an audio book that is 8 hours of silence. At the very end, the narrator says Oh, aloud?
- Knock knock joke Knock knock.
Who's there?
Unreliable Narrator.
Unreliable Narrator who?
That's not what I said. - I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life... But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.
- Me on New Year's Day: 2016 is so going to be my year! (Morgan Freeman narration): 2016 would not, in fact, be anyone's year.
- Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?
- "Social credit system , censorship of any info that does not fit their narrative , Demonization of people with wrong think " You know who I am talking about. Reddit
- I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced
- I bought a book about knots... I was hoping for an audio book, but apparently all the narrators kept getting tongue tied.
- What do you call a phone conversation with a friend where they narrate your urination session? A VOIP Call.
- how many Morgan Freemans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 because 1 of them have to narrate.
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- What's the only way to kill an unreliable narrator? With a canonball
- What do you call a average potato that narrates sporting events? A common-tater
- What do you call narrator's favorite pair of pants? Long story shorts.
- Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
- Legendary actor Morgan Freeman dead -on when it comes to narrating historical dramas.
- If all potatoes were narrators, what would they be? A common-tater
- if Morgan Freeman is late for brunch do his friends call him an "unreliable narrator"?
- The bartender says: "What can I get you?" A linear narrative structure walks into a bar.
- What did the tiger say to the other tiger? Who's that old guy narrating us f**king?
Narration Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about narration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make narration pranks.
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
My 6 year old daughter just said to me..
"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"
I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?
A guy narrates of his incredible tale to a friend
"I came across this beautiful woman. She was tied to the railroad tracks. I freed her and we made passionate love. Her body was smoking hot!"
"How was the face?" his friend asked.
"Oh I didn't find the head."
I'm writing a movie, its about an hour
FADE IN:
INT. CLOCK FACE - DAY
NARRATOR (V.O.)
One Mississippi, two Mississippi....
I've only written the first two lines so far.
I lent Holden Caulfield $20 and he still hasn't paid me back.
That's what I get for trusting an unreliable narrator.
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe as his boss lectured and answered difficult questions about the nature of things and the meaning of life.
Then, one day, the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for just one evening. The philosopher agreed, and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well.
However, when the time came for questions, someone at the back of the room asked him, "Is the epistemological meta-narrative that you seem to espouse compatible with a teleological account of the universe?"
"That's an extremely simple question," he replied. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer it."