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Funniest Narnia Wardrobe Short Jokes

Short narnia wardrobe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The narnia wardrobe humour may include short wardrobe jokes also.

  1. I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe?
    Narnia business.
  2. I found a lion in my wardrobe and I asked him what he was doing there. He said "Narnia business".
  3. A man was recently arrested after being found hiding in a wardrobe. When the police asked him what he was doing there, he said 'Narnia business'.
  4. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?" The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"
    ... I'm sorry.
  5. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having.
    The witch replies "Narnia business."
  6. I'm not gonna tell you what happens in The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe... It's Narnia business!
  7. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!".
  8. I want to go to IKEA, hide in a wardrobe, wait for someone to open it and yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA".
  9. The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
    "My s**... preference is Narnia business."
  10. So I said to this witch: "w**... were you and that lion doing in my wardrobe?" She said "Narnia business."

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Narnia Wardrobe One Liners

Which narnia wardrobe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with narnia wardrobe? I can suggest the ones about witch wardrobe and dressing room.

  1. Dad: What's a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe Me: it's Narnia Business....
  2. A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'.
  3. Wife caught me in the wardrobe She asked me what I was doing?
    I said Narnia business!
  4. Why was the Lion in the wardrobe? Narnia Business
  5. Someone once asked me what's in my wardrobe? I replied: Narnia business.
  6. My mum caught me in my wardrobe this morning she said what are you doing? Narnia Business
  7. I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia
  8. Q: What's in the wardrobe?
    A: Narnia business.
  9. What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business.
  10. A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says "I'm serving narnia"

Narnia Wardrobe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about narnia wardrobe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean closet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make narnia wardrobe pranks.

You thought Dad jokes were a thing? How about this Grandma joke:

I woke up this morning to find a lion AND a witch in my wardrobe. When I asked them what they were doing, they shouted, "Narnia business!"

Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

So I heard some rumbling in my wardrobe...

...and so I approached the door with some nerve-wracking caution. To my surprise I saw both a lion and a witch in there, looking startled but out of breath.
I asked the witch, "What are you doing in my wardrobe?"
She replied, "Narnia business."