Narnia Jokes

Funniest Narnia Short Jokes

Short narnia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The narnia humour may include short twilight jokes also.

1. I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe?
   Narnia business.
2. I found a lion in my wardrobe and I asked him what he was doing there. He said "Narnia business".
3. A man was recently arrested after being found hiding in a wardrobe. When the police asked him what he was doing there, he said 'Narnia business'.
4. My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland. I'm a Not Real Estate Agent.
5. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?" The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"
   ... I'm sorry.
6. A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having.
   The witch replies "Narnia business."
7. What do you call a gay Narnia? You just call it 'Narnia'. The whole thing happens in a closet.
8. I'm not gonna tell you what happens in The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe... It's Narnia business!
9. As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia.
   My other friend is a hunger games fan, but he's good.
10. I opened my closet this morning, and there was a lion inside. I asked him what he was doing? He said "Narnia business."

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Narnia One Liners

Which narnia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with narnia? I can suggest the ones about narnia wardrobe and lion.

1. Dad: What's a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe Me: it's Narnia Business....
2. A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'.
3. There are so many closet gay muslims, Isis just invaded Narnia.
4. My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet. I just tell them it's Narnia business.
5. Wife caught me in the wardrobe She asked me what I was doing?
   I said Narnia business!
6. Why was the Lion in the wardrobe? Narnia Business
7. Someone once asked me what's in my wardrobe? I replied: Narnia business.
8. My mum caught me in my wardrobe this morning she said what are you doing? Narnia Business
9. Why won't Aslan tell you where he goes when he's not around? Because it's Narnia business
10. 10 Facts about the Narnia movies: #10 - All of them came out of the closet.
11. I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia
12. I would tell you how C. S. Lewis made his living... but it's narnia business
13. What did the lion go into the closet? Narnia business
14. My mom came out of the closet a few minutes ago Apparently, she was in Narnia.
15. Why did the deeply Christian Mom hate Narnia? It had kids coming out of the closet.

Narnia Wardrobe Jokes

Here is a list of funny narnia wardrobe jokes and even better narnia wardrobe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: What's in the wardrobe?
  A: Narnia business.
• A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!".
• I want to go to IKEA, hide in a wardrobe, wait for someone to open it and yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA".
• What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business.
• A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says "I'm serving narnia"
• The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
  "My s**... preference is Narnia business."
• So I said to this witch: "w**... were you and that lion doing in my wardrobe?" She said "Narnia business."

Chronicles Narnia Jokes

Here is a list of funny chronicles narnia jokes and even better chronicles narnia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hey Kenny, Do you like the Chronicles of Narnia? You go so far in the closet you ain't ever coming out.

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