The Best 39 Narnia Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Narnia Jokes and Puns
I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it.
What's in the wardrobe?
Narnia business.
So I heard some rumbling in my wardrobe...
...and so I approached the door with some nerve-wracking caution. To my surprise I saw both a lion and a witch in there, looking startled but out of breath.
I asked the witch, "What are you doing in my wardrobe?"
She replied, "Narnia business."
I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia
My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet.
I just tell them it's Narnia business.
You thought Dad jokes were a thing? How about this Grandma joke:
I woke up this morning to find a lion AND a witch in my wardrobe. When I asked them what they were doing, they shouted, "Narnia business!"
Hey Kenny, Do you like the Chronicles of Narnia?
You go so far in the closet you ain't ever coming out.
What did the lion go into the closet?
Narnia business
The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense
What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
"My sexual preference is Narnia business."
As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts.
My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia.
My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good.
A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar
The bartender asks what they're having.
The witch replies "Narnia business."
There are so many closet gay muslims,
Isis just invaded Narnia.
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Here are some few movie jokes:
The Shining: A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.
I came out of the closet today...
And I'm currently enjoying the wonderful world of Narnia!
Wife caught me in the wardrobe
She asked me what I was doing?
I said Narnia business!
I found a lion in my wardrobe and I asked him what he was doing there.
He said "Narnia business".
Narnia is so gay
But it's never come out of the closet
My mom came out of the closet a few minutes ago
Apparently, she was in Narnia.
Israeli tourist
An Israeli tourist is visiting New York and hires a cab to drive him around the city. He engages the driver in small talk to get better acquainted.
"Where are you from?" he asks.
"I'm from Palestine" replies the cab driver, "and you?"
"I'm from Narnia."
"Bullshit, that place doesn't exist" says the cab driver.
"Well, you started it" says the Israeli.
How do you exit Narnia?
You finally come out of the closet.
10 Facts about the Narnia movies:
#10 - All of them came out of the closet.
People from Narnia are all homosexual
But they are still inside the closet.
Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...
Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"
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My dog had a hernia, my closet had a Narnia
My clothes a re too tight, my tights are too close.
My flap jacks got a flat, my wife didn't.
Why did the deeply Christian Mom hate Narnia?
It had kids coming out of the closet.
What's your favourite mythical country?
Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?
Why won't Aslan tell you where he goes when he's not around?
Because it's Narnia business
I opened my closet this morning, and there was a lion inside. I asked him what he was doing?
He said "Narnia business."
I once went to a Narnia themed strip club...
It was called 'Asslan'
Dad: What's a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe
Me: it's Narnia Business....
A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?"
The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"
... I'm sorry.
Why are there no gays in Narnia?
Because they all live in a closet
I just heard this dont know if its been posted before
Percy Jackson fans: i want to go to camp half blood
Harry Potter fans: i want to go to Hogwarts
Narnia fans: i want to go to Narnia
Hunger Games fans: im good
So I said to this witch: "WTF were you and that lion doing in my wardrobe?"
She said "Narnia business."
I'm not gonna tell you what happens in The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe...
It's Narnia business!
My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland.
I'm a Not Real Estate Agent.
I would tell you how C. S. Lewis made his living...
but it's narnia business
My mum caught me in my wardrobe this morning she said what are you doing?
Narnia Business
What do you call a gay Narnia?
You just call it 'Narnia'. The whole thing happens in a closet.
Why was the Lion in the wardrobe?
Narnia Business
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