narcotics Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious narcotics puns

According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'

I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.


A man is stopped for speeding on the highway

The driver, when confronted by the cop to be issued a ticket, suddenly confesses that he has heroin with him in the vehicle.
Shocked, the cop calls for backup, explaining that the man who he caught speeding admitted that he had drugs on him.

A narcotics team arrives and searches the vehicle to find nothing of interest. Confronting the driver, they ask for an explanation.

"The cop said I had heroin in my car?! Of course not!" exclaims the driver.

"I bet he told you I was speeding too"


Narcotics Anonymous

It's not all it's cracked up to be.


What do you call someone who likes pharmaceutical narcotics, but likes to stay healthy?

An oxymoron.


What are the most funny Narcotics jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Narcotics? Well, here are the best Narcotics dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Narcotics pick up lines to share with friends.


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