The Best 4 Narcotics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Narcotics jokes. There are some narcotics cocain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these narcotics dea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Narcotics Jokes and Puns

Do you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous?

He had a quack addiction.

According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'

I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.

A cop was questioning me and asked if I was under the influence of narcotics.

"Usually" was apparently the wrong answer.

What do you call someone who likes pharmaceutical narcotics, but likes to stay healthy?

An oxymoron.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the narcotics morphine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working narcotics guaca piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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