Narcoleptic Jokes

Funniest Narcoleptic Short Jokes

Short narcoleptic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The narcoleptic humour may include short narcolepsy jokes also.

1. I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well.
   I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol.
2. So I've been depressed lately. My therapist suggested I get a pet. After searching I ended up getting a goldfish. I think he's narcoleptic. That's not really helping anyone.
3. [OC] Did you hear about the support group for obese narcoleptic homosexuals from France? It's called Je suis Fatty Gay.
4. What's a narcoleptics favorite flavor of chips? Snoriginal
5. being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)
6. How many...? How many narcoleptics does it take to change a ligh
   Zzzzzz....
7. I once shared a bed with a narcoleptic that had IBS. She was a s**... sleeper.
8. Hanging out with a narcoleptic is trippy One minute we're having a great conversation, the next minute I'm having s**...
9. My girlfriend dumped me for sleeping around. She said her narcoleptic f**... was just a phase.
10. Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic.

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Narcoleptic One Liners

Which narcoleptic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with narcoleptic? I can suggest the ones about nocturnal and insomniac.

1. Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.
2. What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep.
3. What do you call a group of narcoleptics? A snoregasbord.
4. Did you hear about the narcoleptic, necrophiliac mortician? He fell asleep in the job.
5. I'm a narcoleptic Green Day fanatic, Wake me up when September ends.
6. Never date a narcoleptic person They sleep around
7. Great news for narcoleptics! Only 200 sleeps 'till Easter!
8. What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z
9. Narcoleptics are good in bed… We can sleep all day.
10. What did the depressed narcoleptic say to his therapist? Wake me up, wake me up inside!
11. Narcoleptics everywhere... ...just think- only 426 more sleeps 'til Christmas!!!
12. A narcoleptic walks into a bar and or de rrr sss
13. How many narcoleptics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 103 so far.
14. The best thing about being narcoleptic is sleeping around.
15. Why can't narcoleptics go camping? because they have no In-tent to sleep.

Cheeky Narcoleptic Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about narcoleptic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sleepy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make narcoleptic pranks.