Narcissistic Jokes

Funniest Narcissistic Short Jokes

Short narcissistic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The narcissistic humour may include short self centered jokes also.

1. My doctor says I have narcissistic personality disorder But that's impossible, as the smartest man alive I think I would have noticed.
2. What does the narcissistic cow say? "Meeeeee!"
   I wrote this.
   I'm now a comedy writer.
   You are welcome.
3. A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?
4. My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it.
5. How does a narcissist change a lightbulb? They hold on to it and wait for the world to revolve around them.
6. Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist? Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me.
7. How does a narcissist unscrew a lightbulb? They just hold on to it and let the whole world revolve around them.
8. How does a narcissist travel around the world? They don't. The world revolves around them.
9. You know what the most infuriating thing about narcissists is? They never think about how their actions affect *me*!
10. My wife asked me if I thought she was a narcissist... I sighed and told her "It's not always about you, you know."

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Narcissistic One Liners

Which narcissistic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with narcissistic? I can suggest the ones about selfish and self absorbed.

1. How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! They use gaslighting!
2. I used to be a narcissist But now look at me
3. I hate being labeled as a "narcissist" Like how? I'm perfect in every way.
4. I'm a paranoid narcissist... I'm afraid no one's out to get me!
5. What did the narcissist say to the cannibal? I'm kind of a big meal
6. Did you hear about the narcissistic, self-destructive, cannibal? He was full of himself.
7. My therapist says I'm narcissistic. How can someone who's perfect be narcissistic?
8. My therapist claims I'm a narcissist, but what does he know? Clearly not as much as me.
9. You know what the best thing about being a narcissist is? Me.
10. Why are vampires narcissistic? Because they have no self reflection.
11. I'd feel so bad about being a narcissist If *only* I wasn't so perfect.
12. I don't think I could ever be a narcissist. I'm too perfect.
13. Out of all the narcissists in the world... I'm definitely the best one.
14. Thank you for calling the narcissist hotline. How can you help me today?
15. You can call me a narcissist... Just make sure you say my name.

Narcissistic Quotes Jokes

Here is a list of funny narcissistic quotes jokes and even better narcissistic quotes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A knowledgable quote is one that gives. A narcissistic quote is one that steals. -Me, 2017

Quirky and Hilarious Narcissistic Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about narcissistic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nihilistic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make narcissistic pranks.