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Short narc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The narc humour may include short snort jokes also.

  1. A Cop Was in a "No Parking" Zone While Staking Out a Drug Dealer... ...He was a Po Narcing.

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Narc One Liners

Which narc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with narc? I can suggest the ones about drug addicts and nihilist.

  1. This has been bothering me for a while.. What do rats call narcs?
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  3. What does a narc neck beard say to himself in the mirror * tips fedora * m'e
  4. What do you call a w**... s**... with abs? A Narc.

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Cheerful Narc Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about narc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make narc pranks.

Why did the narcolepsy patient have boys lining up outside her front door?

She had a reputation for sleeping around.

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well.

I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol.


A man with narcolepsy visits his doctor and asks for help.
"Well I have a drug that can help keep you awake, or I've just heard of a new treatment which can fully cure you! However, it's still in the testing phase and could possibly kill you. You need to decide which treatment you'll have."
After a short time considering, the man is still unsure.
"Is it okay if i come back tomorrow? I'll have to sleep on it doc."

How does a narcissist screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb up to the socket and then everything revolves around them.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

Ha. Surely I'm not as awful as that!

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.


its not something to lose sleep over.

The narcissistic cannibal started to eat his own body but stopped

because he was already full of himself

I used to be quite narcissistic...

Then one day I realized that I'm too good for that.

I'm not a narcissist.

Narcissists spend their time looking at themselves in the mirror. I don't need to do that to know I look fabulous.

A narcissist walks into a bar...

A narcissist walks into a bar and orders a drink for the handsome gent winking at him from the opposite side of the room.
The bartender looks around.
"Sir, that's a mirror."

Im not narcissistic.

I'm perfect.


It's in your best self interest.

I used to be a narcissist

But now look at me

What does the narcissistic cow say?

I wrote this.
I'm now a comedy writer.
You are welcome.

What does the narcissistic cow say?

Cuz it's a cow

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?


Am I narcissistic? maybe

Do I look fabulous? Absolutely

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

I don't think I could ever be a narcissist.

I'm too perfect.

My narcissistic friend just became an o**... donor...

because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"

What's a narcissistic h**...'s favorite state?


A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar...

Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?

How did the narcissistic polar bear get so ripped?

Because he took a lot of polar roids.

I'm not a narcissist

I don't give myself enough credit

How does a narcissist unscrew a lightbulb?

They just hold on to it and let the whole world revolve around them.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is good...

But only because I have it.

What do narcos use for dry lips?

El chapostick

Why was the narcissist tired?

Because he had been running through his mind the entire day

What does a narcissistic owl say?

A: Me. Me. Me.

What do you tell a narcissistic m**...?

You're Killing it!

Why did Narcissus love going to the grocery store?

The self checkout.

I'm not a narcissist, but if I am...

It's probably your fault.

Why wouldn't the narcissist buy a yacht?

He couldn't see himself in sails.

I'm a narcoleptic Green Day fanatic,

Wake me up when September ends.

What's the name of a narcissistic salmon?


Out of all the narcissists in the world...

I'm definitely the best one.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Me.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They all use gas lighting.

How many Narcisists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't believe in change.
They'd rather live in the dark.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves aroudn him.

Narcissists s**... to hang out with

I'm so much better than all of them.

What did the narcissist say to the cannibal?

I'm kind of a big meal

What did the narcissist say after entering the hospital ER?

"You can all go home, I feel great!"

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None! They use gaslighting!

How does a narcissist change a lightbulb?

They hold on to it and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

Narcissists don't use light bulbs. They use gaslighting.

How does a narcissist travel around the world?

They don't. The world revolves around them.

What does a narcassistic cow say?


Why did the narcissist buy a movie theater?

They were good at projecting

Yo mama's so narcissistic...

She makes cupcakes for your class on her birthday!