Napoleon Jokes

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Best Short Napoleon Jokes

Short napoleon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The napoleon humour may include short french revolution jokes also.

  1. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES!
    Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
  2. Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people? Because their last name was Bonaparte, not Bonetogether.
  3. What happened to Napoleon when he got hit by a cannonball? He became Napoleon BLOWNapart.
    Credits: YT/recycledcitizen
  4. A teacher asks her student "Can you tell me what Napoleon's nationality was?"
    "Course I can."
    "That's right!"
  5. This guy named Napoleon asked me to join his army. I said yes. I was just happy to be aparte of things
  6. I started dating my friend's sister and he says we're now Napoleon friends Because we're only a bone apart.
  7. "Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
  8. Why did Napoleon return from exile? He needed more Elba room.
  9. I heard they exhumed the remains of a legendary French leader, and disassembled his skeleton into 206 separate pieces... Napoleon bone-apart
  10. Why doesn't Napoleon watch Game of Thrones? Because Winter is Coming

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about napoleon can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of napoleon puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Napoleon One Liners

Which napoleon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with napoleon? I can suggest the ones about marie antoinette and emperor.

  1. Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
  2. Why did Napoleon conquer so much land? Because he didn't have much Toulouse.
  3. What happens when you give Eevee a French stone? You get a Napoleon
  4. Napoleon was the best general the french ever had. He managed to surrender twice.
  5. What happens when you shoot Napoleon with a cannon? He becomes Napoleon Blownaparte.
  6. What do you call Napoleon hit by a cannonball? Napoleon Blown Apart.
  7. Why couldn't Napoleon ride the big rides at the carnival? Because He's dead.
  8. How do you make Chicken Napoleon? You use only the bony parts.
  9. What do you call a French conqueror who stands too close to a bomb? Napoleon Blown-apart
  10. Why doesn't anyone know about Napoleon's siblings? Because they were born apart.
  11. What do you call a French general after being hit by a cannonball? Napoleon Blown-aparte
  12. I asked my friend if he could tell me what ethnicity Napoleon was. He said course I can.
  13. Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
  14. What do you call a skeleton who conquers Europe? Napoleon Bonyparts.
  15. What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte Jokes

Here is a list of funny napoleon bonaparte jokes and even better napoleon bonaparte puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you heard of Napoleon's twin brother? They were Bonaparte from each other.
  • "Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all" (~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
  • Did you hear about the gay French General?
    He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
  • Napoleon, if you're gonna Bonaparte You might as well bone it all
  • What's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese? Low-reign
  • Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napoléon habite-t-il? Dans un bon-apartement.
  • Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte? He didn't have any ligaments
  • Napoleon Bonaparte more like...... Napoleon Blownaparte

Napoleon Dynamite Jokes

Here is a list of funny napoleon dynamite jokes and even better napoleon dynamite puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets
  • Napoleon Dynamite The only dynamite you'll meet that's never going to bang
Napoleon joke, Napoleon Dynamite

Great Napoleon Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about napoleon you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean french war jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make napoleon prank.

A new doctor was going on rounds at the asylum...

A new doctor was going on rounds at the asylum. He talks to one man and asked him, "Who are you?".
The patient replied,"I, sir, am Napoleon".
"How do you know you are Napoleon," asks the Doctor.
"God told me," and a voice from the next bed shouted out "I did not!"

You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common?

They both come on those little j**... of Olive Oil.

Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!"

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

the most famous person in the history of the world

The teacher addressed his class,"I'll give five dollars to anybody who can name the most famous person in the history of the world."
An Irish boy raised his hand and said,"St. Patrick."
"Sorry Seamus, that's not correct."
Then a French boy raised his hand and said,"Napoleon."
The teacher replied,"I'm sorry, Jean, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and answered,"Jesus Christ."
"That's right, David! You win the five dollars. Congratulations!" As the teacher was handing over the cash he said,"You know David, I'm surprised you said Jesus Christ."
"Yeah, in my heart I knew it was Moses. But business is business."

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money

He's a bit short

What do you call a french t**...?

Napoleon Blown apart

I'll tell you what I know about Napoleon

Very little

Napoleon got shot right in the shin

It tore his bone apart

I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.

His name was Napoleon Bone apart

What did Napoleon say when he arrived at the banquet?

Bon, a partay!

Someone asked me if I could tell them what nationality napoleon was?

I said Corsican

The Russian winter...

...helped the Russian people defeat h**... during WW2 and Napoleon before him. This year it invaded the USA on its own.

What happened to Napoleon after he crashed in the Tour de France?

Well, I never heard, but that tore Napoleon's bones apart.

What do you call Napoleon after he stepped on a land mine?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Napoleon wore a red shirt so no one could see him bleed if he was shot.

h**... wore brown pants

What happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

Popeye got p**...

Contrary to what historians will tell you, Napoleon had a more horrific death.

It turns out, the military leader had walked over an active land mine causing it to explode. Body parts were strewn all over the place. Yeah. That's right. Napoleon was Blown-apart!

There was a young French artillery officer, who had notions of grandeur, that is, until the day he stood too close to a firing cannon

He thought he was Napoleon, but he was actually blown-a-part.

Did you hear of the general that broke Napoleons arm?

He split his bone apart.

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