Napoleon Jokes

Funniest Napoleon Short Jokes

Short napoleon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The napoleon humour may include short french revolution jokes also.

1. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES!
   Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
2. Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people? Because their last name was Bonaparte, not Bonetogether.
3. A teacher asks her student "Can you tell me what Napoleon's nationality was?"
   "Course I can."
   "That's right!"
4. This guy named Napoleon asked me to join his army. I said yes. I was just happy to be aparte of things
5. I started dating my friend's sister and he says we're now Napoleon friends Because we're only a bone apart.
6. "Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
7. Why did Napoleon return from exile? He needed more Elba room.
8. Why doesn't Napoleon watch Game of Thrones? Because Winter is Coming
9. There was a young French artillery officer, who had notions of grandeur, that is, until the day he stood too close to a firing cannon He thought he was Napoleon, but he was actually blown-a-part.
10. Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short

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Napoleon One Liners

Which napoleon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with napoleon? I can suggest the ones about marie antoinette and emperor.

1. Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
2. Why did Napoleon conquer so much land? Because he didn't have much Toulouse.
3. What happens when you give Eevee a French stone? You get a Napoleon
4. Napoleon was the best general the french ever had. He managed to surrender twice.
5. What happens when you shoot Napoleon with a cannon? He becomes Napoleon Blownaparte.
6. What do you call Napoleon hit by a cannonball? Napoleon Blown Apart.
7. Why couldn't Napoleon ride the big rides at the carnival? Because He's dead.
8. How do you make Chicken Napoleon? You use only the bony parts.
9. What do you call a French conqueror who stands too close to a bomb? Napoleon Blown-apart
10. Why doesn't anyone know about Napoleon's siblings? Because they were born apart.
11. What do you call a French general after being hit by a cannonball? Napoleon Blown-aparte
12. I asked my friend if he could tell me what ethnicity Napoleon was. He said course I can.
13. Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
14. What do you call a skeleton who conquers Europe? Napoleon Bonyparts.
15. What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte Jokes

Here is a list of funny napoleon bonaparte jokes and even better napoleon bonaparte puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you heard of Napoleon's twin brother? They were Bonaparte from each other.
• "Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all" (~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
• Napoleon, if you're gonna Bonaparte You might as well bone it all
• What's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese? Low-reign
• Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napoléon habite-t-il? Dans un bon-apartement.
• Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte? He didn't have any ligaments
• Napoleon Bonaparte more like...... Napoleon Blownaparte

Napoleon Dynamite Jokes

Here is a list of funny napoleon dynamite jokes and even better napoleon dynamite puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets
• Napoleon Dynamite The only dynamite you'll meet that's never going to bang

Great Napoleon Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about napoleon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french war jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make napoleon pranks.